Now this is a joke right?

 

Right, thats what I was saying, after your flash it then what? What are these people doing with them afterwards?
I looked on eBay and only found one used there.
odd...

 

Here's the problem: these trucks weigh 6000 pounds. It's a big truck, not a car. Mass kills acceleration. You want faster acceleration, it'll take more horsepower or less mass. Get a sports car if you want acceleration that will snap your neck. Use the truck to haul it.

Also, the dealer's computer flash isn't helping. It pulled out a lot of timing to remedy the symptoms of the plenum leak, but doesn't fix the problem. It just makes the truck slower than it used to be.

8 seconds to 60 is way fast for one of these beasts. You should be happy if it's under 10.

 

I agree, these trucks are VERY heavy. But that's why I'm curious as to why my truck is running below 8 right now, and she is essntially..STOCK. It has 4.10 gearing because its the off-road package, but it has 35" tires to somewhat devalue that. At the time I clocked it, it only had a catback exhaust system w/ a gutted cat. And I agree, under 8 seems extremely quick to me for a lifted heavy truck, and she is pretty much stock like I said before..hmm

 

I dont know what my exact 0-60 time is, I cant get a acurate reading, becasue forsome reason my speedo isnt the fastest reacting thing. If I time it, its about 9 sec... but I know its not right because if I let off the gas it will continue to climb for 5 mph or so... So if I had to guess I would say around 8 sec.

If anyone knows how fast a 2004 grand prix with a 3.8 is, thats identical to my truck... I raced one the other day... its my frineds and it was a fair race. Grand prix had 2 people in it, my truck had 3. In the race, he got the jump (do to my bad traction) and then I evened it up and it stayed even untill about 85-90 where he inched away VERY slowly.

Does anyone know what these cars run 0-60? it would be kind of interesting... I belive it was a 2004 not 100% but it was the new style of grand prix, and im 100% it had the new 3.8 in it.

 

I don't need my truck to go fast. See that perty blue and silver beast in my sig? one word, Hayabusa. maybe this pic will illuminate why i don't care how fast my truck goes. I have the bike for my fast moods

 

my truck does 0-60 in like 4 seconds you did mean 0-60 km/h right