I am more than half sure someone was playing a joke. To many coincidences in that post to be a real new member.

Viper drove a 2WD truck, and liked to occasionally bash 4WD trucks.
Viper went crazy with HIDs, and was really good with them.
The whole comment about "haven't been here for a while". If they have only one post, they have never been here, unless it was under a different account. Otherwise it would have been "Hey, haven't joined until now, been lurking for X number of months..." or something similar.

I also at first assumed it was Viper reincarnate, but after I checked his IP, I now know better.

I'm locking this thread due to the whole Yakkier thing. Let everyone simmer down a bit.