Uh... Dude... Yer joking, right? Ain't it obvious? They come with big honkin' garages, drag strips, and shooting ranges!

I was born on a Friday, man, but it wasn't last Friday!

 

Ooooh, hadn't considered that..... Valid point. Where can I get one?

 

Dunno. All I've seen up for sale lately are old missile silos. They're cool, but I'm just not cut out for underground living.

 

Would make for a cool underground house...... great bomb shelter, so long as folks have updated their target list........

 

Plus with the silo you might get a missile as part of a package deal

 

I spent a few years drinking coffee and playing cards at a missile warning/space surveillance radar station, had ample time to ponder such fantastic things and have concluded that bomb shelters are for people who'd rather die slowly and painfully. But if'n ya want one, here's a nice one for sale:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPtxZmuaosE

 

Happens to me all the time at work