APRiL fOooLS!!!

cmon laugh people [8D]

Anyone do any pranks that are worth telling?

 

LOL!! Alright, here's one I played on my parents two years back... I was working at the DFW Int. Airport for the TSA (Transportation Security Administration) and I had the overnight shift. Well, at around 4am or so the newspaper guys would come in and put in todays paper and take out yesterdays paper. Well, they were cool guys and would always slip us a paper or two for us to read. Well, for a whole week I would take the Dallas Morning News paper, roll it up and secure it with a rubberband. On the way back to my house I would take that paper and throw it into my parents yard; I passed their house on the way to mine. Well, I started this on a Monday and continued it all week, but on Friday I attatched a note that said:

Mr. Wright (my Dads name)-

We thank you for subscribing to our quality paper and hope that we have been providing outstanding coverage of the news that you want to know. However, it has come to our attention that you have not paid for the subscription yet. With respect sir, if we do not recieve some type of confirmation of payment today we will unfortunatley have to send this to collections. Please mail or call us with your credit card number and we will promptly get the $19.25 handled and you can continue to have our fine newpaper delivered to you for the next 3 months. You may call my or anyone here in the circulation department between 8-6pm Monday through Friday. My direct line is 817-555-5555.

Sincerely,

Jim Johnson.

The funny thing is that that is my own cell number! Obviously not real, I don't want any of you gents calling me. But anyways I sleep for a couple of hours, wake up, and head down to the bank to get some cash for the weekend. On the way I get this call on my cell and see its my Dad. For ****s and giggles I answered, "Dallas Morning News, Jim speaking." My Dad then starts going in the uncontrollable tyraid and just starts hammering me with all the cuss words imaginable saying he isn't going to give me a dime, and he'll be contacting his attorney and blah blah blah. I'm trying so hard not to laugh as well. I'm telling him that he needs to pay something today, even half. Then he goes bezerk on me again, not even recognizing his sons voice!! Now he's upset because I made it seem like he's poor because I offered to settle it for half!! Then he goes, "You know something you punk sh*t. I have half the f*ck*ng mine to come down there and pay your f*ck*ng *ss a g*dd*mn*d visit!" I couldn't stand it anymore, by this time I had pulled over and put him on speaker phone and I said, "Dad, do you always talk to people that way?" Of course there was the little pause and he goes, "What?! Why you son-of-a! I'm going to pay you back!" Sure your are Dad.[8D]

 

mgd thats hilarous lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

layin in bed this morning kinda waking up a little bit..still groggy.. the wife rolls over and says shes pregnant.. so im like... wtf... i wasnt in a good mood all mornin... all cranky thinkin all the mods on the truck are gonna be gone to pay for a damn kid... (lol funny that its the first thing i though of ) id have to drop out of school and work like 10 damn jobs... i get out of the shower and shes laffin at me... she yells at me "april fools" so i tackled her onto the bad and slapper her around a bit (lol j/k...tickled her intill she was crying from laffin so hard)

 

Sounds like you guys have a kinky relationship....tickling huh...

LOL just giving you a hard time

 

haha you suck i rapped my friend truck like 45 times with industry shrink wrap. hahaha he couldnt get it off for ****. took him like 5 mins to cut though with a razor.

 

rapped huh? ata boy!!!!!

just bustin your nuts tani




gyea she a freek lol

 

lmao all great stories

unfortunatly all pranks arnt good, my friends grandparents go to florida every winter to escape the harsh crappy mich. winter, they called up and their like ooo we found a place down here we might move in to florida.. my friends little sister got emotional and started crying and his family was like all serious about this. the grandparents call back an hour later APRIL FOOLS!! i was liek oooo i wonder if they know they made the little girl cry yet!?! they apologized but dang funny gone bad makes me mad.. i like jokes and all but when they go wrong it ruins the whole mood [:@][:@]

yea i had some pranks, my friends and i took the time to draw wieners all over my friends car hes like WTF!?

 

boss is kinda a tight fella so just to loosen him up a bit I replaced the paper in his copier and printer with copies from a **** mag. All his reports came out across this gals bare alls. Best part is he thought it was inventive and "showed motivation" so (your gonna love this ) Guess who's new department head? LOL still can't belive it.

 

lucky bastard

 

**** your way up the corporate ladder. Hmmmm.... I would have never though of that. NICE!!!