Everbody keeps telling me that if you really ---I mean really---want to improve your your performance

FUEL INJECTOR SPACERS are for you!!

If your like me and tired of simply Armour All ing your tires every saterday then it's time to stand up and yell

I WANT MORE!!-REMEMBER Life is to short to not have the truck of your dreams--and you deserve that--RIGHT

And I agree . I hear ther're pricey---But you deserve it---RIGHT





Just thought you could use the plug Mr. Burning Sir.

 

Can I interest you in a set of piston return spring's? or perhaps a can of synthetic directional fluid?

 

i'll take both, and can you get me a metric crecent wrench and a left handed hammer while you're at it?

 

Don't forget my add an injector kit that is optional with the injector spacers Now you v8 owners can have the same mileage as a V10 without the hassle of installing a larger motor. Or you can be brave and be the first Ram owner with the mileage of a V12!!!!! Each injector adds 15* horsepower!!!! Buy 10 and ad 150* horse for only 3 easy installments of $39.99 And as a BONUS, each add an injector kit comes with a FREE injector spacer!

*actual gain in horsepower not guaranteed

 

If ya can't beat'em join them...right?

Inspired by the fast $ CAI, tornados, zmax and fuel magnets,
and especially by the wildly popular new product
Engine Scrub

http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...30e7114111d76c

I have decided to start offering an aftermarket product.

I decided this change in my philosophy
after falling and hitting my head this morning,
although I have been thinking about it ever since
that thermometer broke in my mouth Monday
and I swallowed that slug of mercury.

Here's my proposed advertisement:
-----
The engine scrub people are obviously intelligent,
but their product is woefully inadequate compared to my own patented internal
engine cleaner - endorsed by all "top flite" NASCAR drivers and thoroughly
tested by all "reliable" hot rod magazines.

Customers report that after using my product,
their monthly fuel bills dropped by an average of 100%

My secret?
The special ingredients of Nano Titanium Nitride particles and phosphorous
proton donor chemicals!

In recent testing,
the amazing phosphorous proton donor chemical was found to be the lowest
friction liquid ever tested in fully ceramic Bearings by leading Engineering
Schools!

Titanium Nitride Nano particles are one of the world most wear resistant
materials - better than even Diamond coatings. TiN has been universally hailed
as a breakthrough by all major industrial companies from General Electric to
Boeing!

You can buy a full 1000 microliters of my special internal engine cleaner now
in this special offer for only $99.98 !

But wait, that's not all....

For a limited time only,
I will throw in an added bonus,
your own Cold Air Intake Filter Element Retro-fit Pack.

This Cold Air Intake Filter Element has the lowest restriction of ANY,
I repeat ANY filter element on the market today!

And it is totally washable and re-useable !

1000's of times tougher than dainty cotton gauze or foam filter elements,
this BAD BOY filter is totally made of high strength corrosion proof 316
Stainless Steel. Its percision 0.00001 kilometer pores could trap Mount
Everest! They are unique in the market.

Act now before it is too Late!

Money orders, cash, and credit card information will be handled with the
utmost skill and speed. Don't wait! You will never forget this transaction!