What my tomb will read someday.
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From: Gaylord, MI
RE: What my tomb will read someday.
I know what you mean. I always just keep on going then right at the VERY last second slam on the breaks and watch them almost **** their pants. Same when people pull out in front of me, especially small cars [:@]
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From: West Of St Louis, MO
RE: What my tomb will read someday.
I'm with Socha. I try to scare the crap out of them.......
You can always use the "It was dark and I didn't see them until it was too late" story.......
You can always use the "It was dark and I didn't see them until it was too late" story.......
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From: Bayfield, CO
RE: What my tomb will read someday.
ORIGINAL: timwag2001
what pisses me off the most are the MEN that wear SPANDEX when they ride their bikes in the middle of the road. it would **** me off no matter what they are wearing, but why the F*** spandex?!?! are they trying to be more aerodynamic so that they can get home 1/10th of a second faster? there should be a law that you HAVE to hit men that wear spandex.
what pisses me off the most are the MEN that wear SPANDEX when they ride their bikes in the middle of the road. it would **** me off no matter what they are wearing, but why the F*** spandex?!?! are they trying to be more aerodynamic so that they can get home 1/10th of a second faster? there should be a law that you HAVE to hit men that wear spandex.
*except in competitive swimming events
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From: MA
RE: What my tomb will read someday.
no man shall shall wear spandex or any other "tight" material, in which allows other males to view his "natural bulge",*
*except in competitive swimming events
*except in competitive swimming events
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RE: What my tomb will read someday.
They usually start running when they see the smoke cloud behind my truck, no officer those aren't skid marks. I broke them loose trying to speed up
They also get white faced when your in a semi racing through the gears speeding up towards them
They also get white faced when your in a semi racing through the gears speeding up towards them
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From: Ontario Canada
RE: What my tomb will read someday.
Smokin truck comin at them they better move. Well at least if they do **** their pants, they have room for it
Im for spandex on women cyclists.
While I dont want to exactly drive over men with spandex (downright creepy) I do have the urge to give them a mirror in the back of the head
Im for spandex on women cyclists.
While I dont want to exactly drive over men with spandex (downright creepy) I do have the urge to give them a mirror in the back of the head
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From: Bayfield, CO
RE: What my tomb will read someday.
ORIGINAL: RM_Indy
Im for spandex on women cyclists.
While I dont want to exactly drive over men with spandex (downright creepy) I do have the urge to give them a mirror in the back of the head
Im for spandex on women cyclists.
While I dont want to exactly drive over men with spandex (downright creepy) I do have the urge to give them a mirror in the back of the head
There shall be a weight requirement for women wearing spandex, and the wearer should be visibly considered "fit" in order to spare others from a visit to the optomitrist (sp?)
As for the mirror in the back of the head, I feel like I would get more satisfaction from a door check rather than a puny mirror nicking them lol...
