The OFFICIAL 3G Old Guy Thread

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Mar 26, 2013 | 09:02 AM
  #11  
Quote: I keep in shape,turn 58 in 2 weeks, still a bouncer in a nite club.
You sir, are a certified bad a**. I would hope that I would still be tossing people across tables and body slamming some 100lb nerd that took the night off from slinging burgers. LOL. I cant help but think about Ron White's standup on bouncing, LMFAO!

Quote: OK, I'll make donkey feel better, I turn 30 this year
What's weird is that it actually does make me feel better. Maybe we should all get together and have a beer for how ever many years we have been around....jkeaton is in a whole heap of sh*t!

Quote: I am approaching 50....bout all I can do now is outdrink the young-uns....
Well fumble f*ck, I have never been much of a drinker. But, I figure we should have an annual 3G dak get together that involves a day of awesome truck lookery, a few hours of slinging lead out of our guns, and then meeting up at a drinking hole. We could all tell funny stories and where lamp shades on our heads.
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Mar 26, 2013 | 09:33 AM
  #12  
I am 52. Best shape of my life (which means I can drag my a$$ off the gym floor twice a week without having an M.I.). No money to do anything but maintenance on my truck and buy small amounts of good quality beer 'cause I have to send my daughter to University next year and son in four years.

The day I turned 52 my spam changed from Viagra and Cialis to Weight Loss by Selma Hyack et al. I don't know what to make of that . . . .
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Mar 31, 2013 | 06:53 PM
  #13  
[QUOTE=donkeypunch;2989330]You sir, are a certified bad a**. I would hope that I would still be tossing people across tables and body slamming some 100lb nerd that took the night off from slinging burgers. LOL. I cant help but think about Ron White's standup on bouncing, LMFAO!


LOL. And the truth is that probably 7 out of 10 times it is the 100lb nerds who grow beer muscles and need to be spanked. Nothing could be funnier than watching a 5'5" 125lb dude decide he wants to take on our 6'6" 400lb front door guy.
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