God, I have read this twice now, and I still cannot stop laughing. P.S. It almost sounds as if your dog got into a small amount of chocolate. That is a common reaction for a dog when lil rover gets a small amount of the brown goo..... My heart goes out to your truck.

 

this is a good thread. tara has three little ****z zush that are really good in the car or truck. but one day my buddy needed a hand so i went over his house.had to goto home depot we took his truck and saint bernard. during or little trip the dog started to bark. not knowing it had to dump we thought it was just enjoying the ride .then all of a sudden we smelt horse poop and there it was a steaming bomb the size of a spare tire. we slammed on the brakes the dog slipped on the seat and fell into it. had to take dog and truck to the car wash to clean up.that was a funny day and we still joke sbout it.

 

The dog crapped horse poo???

That's... not...right...

Sure it wasn't just a small horse you had in there?

 

God you guys all make me laugh... I only have two cats and they're both really good about that kinda stuff... not to mention we only take them to the Vet and its like 2 miles down the road :-P.... oh well... I feel sorry for you guys...even sorrier for the cars/trucks... The worst I've had was a lil' blood on the carpet in my truck...

 

The Fur-A-Cane rides in the bed under the topper on the bed-rug. She can do whatever she wants back there. The cab is for the one making the payments.

 

I figured you'd get a laugh out of this.....its not excatly what happend to you. But maybe it will bring a smile.

 

I would have never thought that Racoon **** was worse than cat's. That's pretty scary.

 

I have one of "those" dogs myself. The kind that makes it miserable to do anything except leave it chained up in the yard.

We had a 15ft driveway at our old house. Put the dog in the backseat with my son, start the car and move ten feet, dog vomits all over the place. Clean it up, try again next day, move ten feet dog vomits all over the seat again. The bastard gets sick when you turn the key!Polished up my truck, wash, wax everything. Black pearl paint looked like a mirror. Came home next day, same dog barking and growling next to it so I thought something was under it. Saw nothing, walked inside same hell-raising $hit from the dog. Walked back out, same spot doing the same thing. Third time's the charm! After I walked up close I realized that the big SOB was barking at it's reflection in the paint just behind the back door at the bottom. After cleaning a mess of dog slobber off, I noticed teeth marks, not claw marks, but TEETH marks where the dog had been biting at the surface. Oddly enough, after some choice words I walked inside to find all three guns empty. I was on a mission to kill that stupid mutt and my wife and son realized it and hid everything. I'd have beat it to death, but after thinking about the size of hole I'd have had to dig decided not to. It still doesn't get in a vehicle and I won't feed it or give it water. If they didn't take care of it the dumb-a$$ thing would have dropped over a long time ago.

 

YES! truck stain stories! ok ok. i had to take a drunk friend home one night a year ago...which means right after i got my truck. he wasnt sayin much and i made him put the window down. he isnt looking well at all and then makes a weird gargling noise. i look over and his eyes are WIDE and his mouth is pursed. im like what did you do? and he says "uh thoo op ih muh moush" as he said this the vomit potruded down his shirt onto my front seat. where it stares at me to this day. People, if you throw up in your mouth....don't SAY it until you get rid of it. spit or swallow.

 

I have fiberglass resin on my passenger seat.....

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