They'd never buy it, they know my "Cracked piston on the '97 Ford I bought new and left me stranded towing my bass boat home from a tourney with only 14k miles on it" story and I know they all know it, because whenever I repeat it, like most of my stories, they remind me that they can repeat it, word for word, in their sleep...
Hell, I bet 90% of the 2nd gen Ram guys know that story as it was the precursor to my 1st Dodge truck, a fabulous '98 2nd gen 1500 RCSB 5.9L 4x4 that gave me four fun filled, trouble free years....

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Oh, and by the way, with the TOTM rules for this month, I get to say "I hope you come in 2nd" and you have to take it as a compliment...