Barely had my truck two weeks, just had my Flowmaster Super 40 put on yesterday, not even 500 miles on the truck yet. Park my truck across the street from my buddies house to get something outta his house, as we're coming out the door his sister pulls out of his driveway and right into the right side of my bed. It was a heart wrenching sight to say the least. Luckily her insurance is going to cover it, but my god, my beautiful truck is tarnished already.

 

A woman driver will get you every time.
My ex was backing out of our driveway and she turned the wheel to the right and swung the left front fender into a very old oak tree then spun her head back around and said "WHO HIT ME"
This is the same bitch that drove her caddy home over 40 miles to tell me the oil light was on. (not once but twice she cooked two 500s)

 

HAHA LMAO [sm=icon_beat.gif]

 

haha both of those stories are funny!

 

yes they are my wifey got pissy when she seen me reading and laughing she has a shirt that says "this is what femenist looks like" i wore it to bar once it was funny

 

I got a better one, had my '04 for 3 weeks, took it into the dealer with 900 miles on it to have skid plates put on it (part of the purchase deal - I told them I'd never buy a 4x4 w/o skids). Mr. 19 year old mechanic, on his 3rd day on the job, backs a '02 dually, in for an oil change, right into my truck crunching the side panel between my tire well and bumper, while taking the dually from the bay back to the parking lot.
Crunched so bad they had to pull it out so the tire would turn. They had the audacity to want to send it to a body shop to be pulledout and painted. I told them they were giving me a NEW side and a NEW bumper, plus a loaner for the week they were gonna need my truck, or this was going to be a matter for a lawyer. They agreed and I dropped the truck off when the parts arrived and made them show them to me (new but unpainted). Job came out OK, but the local paint shop could have done a better job, as I can see swirls & a little un-eveness in the paint job if I'm up close and the sun hits it at a certain angle.
No one else has ever noticed it, or at least said anything, but I can see it right away.

 

take it back to them and tell them repaint it

 

Ouch man, that sucks worse than my story lol. I gotta wait for the insurance to get off its *** and fix my truck. I wish they would hurry up.

 

that sucks man, as for the woman driving deal...my moms 350z was in the shop because my dads business partners daughter backed into it, so i let my mom drive my ram one day...long story short, she hit a deer....but not like normal, the deer jumped and decided not to hit the grill or land on the hood, the 1st thing it hit was the windshield...needless to say, my mom was very lucky...when the tow truck came, they picked up a 01 ram convertable. oh ya, and when she called the repair shop to tell them it was comin, they said "good timing, we just finished your 350z and you can drive that home"

another time my dads truck (f250 4door 4x4 longbed with a cap on it) was in the garage (has inches between front bumper and wall and rear bumper and garage) and my mom went to leave in it...forgot to open the garage and bent it real bad and broke it off the tracks...pulled forward fast bc it scared her and she made a new door for garage access with the front bumper...went to throw it in park and get out of the truck (dad was like WTF!!!!) well she jumped out fast, but instead of park, the truck got put in reverse...needless to say, "god said, let there be light" as the truck completely took off the garage door this time

 

Holy **** those are both increadibly sad (poor dodges) but absolutly hilarious. Women drivers are the worst, second to only orientals (hope I am not offending anyone, but this is what I see in my job. And with two casinos near by, there are lots of orientals). And I would love a shirt like that... you should snap a pic of you in it and use it as you advitar