my boyfriends grandmother just died from alcohol poisoning and in the tragedy bequeathed to him her 1993 ford taurus. we are both trying to find some cool mods to really make it stand out because everyone knows it just seems like a pile of junk next to my fabulous prizm. any of your suggestions would be greatly appreciated!!! thanks in advance!



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The last i checked... neither of those vehicles are made by anything related to Dodge... Chrysler ... or even Plymouth.... But anyways.... It's only a taurus...short of swapping out engines and drivetrains... not sure what you can do with it... [sm=violin.gif]

 

5 gallon bucket full of gas....pour 1 gallon over vehicle and set bucket in backseat.....start on fire......

best mod you can do to any ford

 

Put granny in the trunk, light the Taurus on fire and have a marshmallow roast! Think about it.....it saves on funeral costs and you could have a great time drinking theMad Dog 20/20 thatthe old lushsurelyleft stashed all around her house. You could buy a truckload of marshmallows with the money that you would have otherwise wasted on mods for anything with a blue ovalon it. You could even use your Geo Prizm as kindling to get the fire started. Make sure granny's not wearing her depends before you light her up, though. It could cause the marshmallows to taste funny.

Mmmmmm!!!! Roasted marshmallows and MD 20/20!!! Now that's a treat!!!!!!!!!

 

I am not going there..........


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GO GO GO ... i say just goto the store to get marshmellows....

 

Go waste your time over in the off topic section if you are going to post this stupid stuff.

You are blocked.......

 

Wow.... seriously... what an *******. There is sarcasim on this site but that is just ****ed. I hope you get kicked off, and I hope some taurus t bones your ride and kills you. One less reject with attitudes like that in this world wouldn't bother me.

 

Geezz... i know I was being an ***... but to say those hurtful things about me??? [sm=scared09.gif][sm=scared09.gif][sm=scared09.gif]

 

Wasn't so much aimed at you.