ya i said it... was going to call it... i am shooting my whod , but went against better judgement.

anyway dropping some pocket change i have saved all year and buying another stalion for the stable. i have about 5k in pocket change.
my wife drives a cheby that she got from trading in our awesome durango 4x4. now with winter commin she is wanting to drive my truck .....LMAO .... dont think so women i know how you drive (crazy beiotch)... love of my life for 9 years.
any how i told her the truth ...shouldnt have traded in the rango on a 2wd pos cheby ....words were exchanged slaps were throw i kicked the cat. not once but 2 times. well the damm thing kept gettin in the line of fire screw the rat. blah blah for a day and i was in the dog house.
today came up with a bright idea to tell her (because i need the golden poon) i will take her cheby my 5k and buy her what she wanted aslong as it was a 4x4 and a chrysler product....bless her heart she wants a nitro. now i can deal with that. but told hear we want a white one with fancy chrome rims . she said the srt package ....i said whoa!!!! ya she has been looking at them for awhile. so in a nut shell sounds like i got played for my 5k pocket change . she played this good (with the exception of her cat gettin a boot or 2) now to do some shoppin drop my 5k an trade the pos cheby for the nitro and start savin again. that was my lift and tire money but o well i would rather her be safe in a 4x4 in the winter . isint love grand. FYI gentelman im gettin some tonight !!!! lol

 

lol

 

umm... random? haha. shoulda kicked the cat harder... i hate them dang things. as much as it sucks, you got your priorities right. $5k to keep the woman happy (in turn keeping you happy) or $5k for a 4 legged beauty that cant do nothin for "fun in the dark". them women will learn one day to listen to the man in the first place (if she had, she wouldnt be takin your money now). Good luck

 

Well said.

 

when you have been maried aslong as i have your money is her money . thats why i had a my pocket change fund building money she didnt know about . o well i bet them nitros are a blast to drive . beats her crappin up my truck . and for the record i have trained my girls (2 beagles) to think of the cat as a rabbit . all i say now is go get the rabbit ...and poof the cat is gone lol i play this game before the wife gets home . cant tell my 5 year old she will rat me out for a stick of gum

 

hahaha gave me a good laugh. damn that better be a good woman, buyin her a nitro instead of wheels, tires, and a lift. ill pray for you...ha jk

 

When I saw the title I thought this thread was going to be about toilets or something.

 

sorry to disapoint teach... we have a lock on the crapper thing me and you pal!

 

you dont need to pray for me im good ...save it for yourself

 

Gotta love the golden poon.