Funny Road Rage Story
I've had my share of those - idiots driving in a lane that ENDS in 100' or so and they want me to yield so they can get in line. I know that lane ends, so I don't use it. Therefore, they can get behind me! Or the bozo who wants to hurry to get in front and then drive below the already-retarded speed limit. !@)*)(@*$()#!&**
ahhh... i love the "lane ending" races... nothing makes my pecker stiffer then when some jackass thinks he's going get in the other lane and blow past and cut back in front of me... i turn off the od (TMR delete... dont wanna blow the tranny by kicking into 2nd prime) wait till he gets next to me and stomp on it, then watch him fade away in the rear view.
its even better when the people behind me wont let him in either.
lol. i hate people
People can be d-bags....I drive in Houston daily....ugh.
Funny though, I like to wave and smile at people when they get pissed off. It seems to make them madder. Life is too damn short...chill out!
Funny though, I like to wave and smile at people when they get pissed off. It seems to make them madder. Life is too damn short...chill out!
It's that medical pot. I'm starting to be a believer LOL
The best is during construction season or a huge collision on our 3 lane highway 2 people get the bright idea that they can cut the full line of traffic by driving up the shoulder of the highway. If I am in an outside lane and see this happening I pull out 2/3rd of the way onto the shoulder to block them. You should see how bad it pisses those people off and how hard people how wait their turn laugh at the people you block and give you the thumbs up. I have no problem if you decide to fly through the ditch and potentially drop your wheel into a huge rut and break stuff but when you are doing 30 mph right beside me on a shoulder nearly taking my mirror off you better watch your chit cause stuff like that yanks my chain.
OK......you wouldn't believe the amount of people that cut me up here in the UK?
It's like the BIGGEST truck out on the road
and still they turn out in front of me.
Like WTF........why can't they see a 3 ton huge "monster truck" as they call my ride over here?
That's why I got my train horns.
I lean on that button pretty hard
and they **** their pants!!!!!!! lol. 
Al.
It's like the BIGGEST truck out on the road
Like WTF........why can't they see a 3 ton huge "monster truck" as they call my ride over here?
That's why I got my train horns.
I lean on that button pretty hard
Al.
The best is during construction season or a huge collision on our 3 lane highway 2 people get the bright idea that they can cut the full line of traffic by driving up the shoulder of the highway. If I am in an outside lane and see this happening I pull out 2/3rd of the way onto the shoulder to block them. You should see how bad it pisses those people off and how hard people how wait their turn laugh at the people you block and give you the thumbs up. I have no problem if you decide to fly through the ditch and potentially drop your wheel into a huge rut and break stuff but when you are doing 30 mph right beside me on a shoulder nearly taking my mirror off you better watch your chit cause stuff like that yanks my chain.
She gets in behind me and is flipping me off and stuff because im going fairly slow (to get back at her for screwing the truck driver/there are a ton of cars in front of me) and the biatch hauls *** around me on the shoulder!!! Flips me off, blows her horn, all that. Well guess what? threw up a huge rock that busted my window. Had to get a new window as soon as I got back to town. I probably would have punched a lady in the face if I could have



