Funny Road Rage Story
Haha people are such idiots I hate when they try to do this. I was parked on the side for a drive in and I really had no where to park without doing an Austin Powers so much butt was sticking out alittle and this one lady got pissed cause she had to turn the wheel alittle more than usually so she backed up as close as she could before hitting my front bumper. Well I was going to have that so when I drove away I got as close to hitting her rear bumper and got super close to the side of her car while pulling away she got nervous in her civic and pulled forward. Fools
One time in 2009 which i can remember the most. I also can remember that face.
Once i was approaching to a red light and im on the berlin turnpike and on the 3rd lane to the right. THere was merging up ahead and i must accerelate quickly because of the traffic behind that vehicle on my left. Once, the green lighting came on, I accelerate and had the lead till the guy suddenly decide to race me and made me run on emergency lane before best buy entrance. I was wtf. He was jealous of my dodge ram being loud and more flashy than his dumb furd explorer. I had no choice because there was some cars on my tail and didnt want any rearend accidents. He almost made me cause an accident which i avoided. I drove into best buy parking lot at 35 mph. ABS kicking in. I went around the parking lot to cool my self down and this dumb furd owner came and talk to me sh i t. I was like i wasnt racing or anything. I just went quickly to overtake you and had someone on my tail.
I hope this guy get bad karma soon.
Once i was approaching to a red light and im on the berlin turnpike and on the 3rd lane to the right. THere was merging up ahead and i must accerelate quickly because of the traffic behind that vehicle on my left. Once, the green lighting came on, I accelerate and had the lead till the guy suddenly decide to race me and made me run on emergency lane before best buy entrance. I was wtf. He was jealous of my dodge ram being loud and more flashy than his dumb furd explorer. I had no choice because there was some cars on my tail and didnt want any rearend accidents. He almost made me cause an accident which i avoided. I drove into best buy parking lot at 35 mph. ABS kicking in. I went around the parking lot to cool my self down and this dumb furd owner came and talk to me sh i t. I was like i wasnt racing or anything. I just went quickly to overtake you and had someone on my tail.
I hope this guy get bad karma soon.
What I like to do is get in the front at a red light and time out the green light...
when people run the red light and are going in front of me, I floor it and keep them from getting by, all the time honking my horn like crazy. You can see the dropped jaw imagine a little tinkle of **** in their undies. I do it at least twice a day.
when people run the red light and are going in front of me, I floor it and keep them from getting by, all the time honking my horn like crazy. You can see the dropped jaw imagine a little tinkle of **** in their undies. I do it at least twice a day.
I've had my share of those - idiots driving in a lane that ENDS in 100' or so and they want me to yield so they can get in line. I know that lane ends, so I don't use it. Therefore, they can get behind me! Or the bozo who wants to hurry to get in front and then drive below the already-retarded speed limit. !@)*)(@*$()#!&**
haha reminds me when i was coming out of a parking lot doing a right turn onto a street, while i was turning this filipino asian guy driving a dodge neon does a left turn on the opposite way into my lane, now here in winnipeg theres alot of fresh off the boat filipinos and they think they own the road with their fancy cars. anyways he almosts hits my truck and i get p!ssed when **** like that happens, so he was going pretty good down the street and i floored it to go right up to his ***, we cross these train tracks thats elevated so it causes a ramp well i gave her so much gas i swear i got air and ended up right behind his *** man did he sure **** his pants he was gunning her away from me as fast as he can, haha good times
I find the best solution to these situations is to let them come right up next to me on the passenger side, signal for them to open their window and then floor it with the cutout open. With the LT headers and open cutout, they get the idea of how I feel about them



