shud ur crossont up!

 

tanks, teach..... im learnin', honest................aint no dummy here..nope, jus aint.....

 

dohnut?

 

This forum group cracks me up. It must be an insult to those that started mentioning Titans and now all we can think about is a deep fried cake. Oh, that makes me hungry. Since I can smoke a titan with my Hemi, does that make them ENDURANCE OMLETS? get it? Endurance v-8?

 

You lost me on that one.

 

okay, so maybe it was corny[:-][:@]. But I am here all weeks folks! I may have been trying a bit too hard. The thought of doughnuts made me think of breakfast, hence the whole omlet joke.

 

 

Apparently, I missed out on alot this weekend while packing, haha. Somehow we got from titans to donuts. Not really complaining because donuts are much more compelling. There's a donut shop up in Akron, OH, that gives away free donuts anytime a certain sign in its window is lit. Strangely enough, whenever that light gets lit, all the cops within a 60 mile radius go ape-sh*t and start converging. Which leads me to my joke of the day:

A smart@ss kid gets pulled over by a cop for speeding late at night. The cop walks up and points the flashlight on the kid's face and says "You're eyes are red, you been drinking?" and without missing a beat, the kid replies "Officer, you're eyes are glazed, you been eatin donuts?".

 

Ya gotta love this forum...........

 

Those are great jokes, but can we please get back on topic guys? Please.