I need to make this thing stop blowing the damn horn when it starts. Please someone anyone tell me how!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

You have got to give WAY more info that you are doing.

Has it always done it? If not when did it start? Is it an OEM remote start or something after market?

 

You can have it re programed at the dealer but you will also loose the horn when it locks.

Or you can cut the horn wire. Its Dk Green/Violet coming out of the R/S module and is spliced under the steering column. Just cut it between those two points and tape it up.

 

There's a procedure on how to disable the horn honk when locking/unlocking the doors. Turn that feature off and you'll be golden.

 

This is what I did. Took them about 3 minutes to shut it off, but like you said, also stops it from honking when locking, which doesn't bother me anyway.