I know quite a few enviro wackies that are rolling around and they havent hit the grave yet from me splashing their car winshield with the sweeet sweeet nectar of soot

p.s. I only do this when they **** me off, I try not to provoke road rage, but when a long haired hippy needs to suck down some diesel fumes, I'm all over them

 

Literally all over them!!! thanks for the laughs!!!

 

Guarenteed for 25 more rear wheel HP per can.

I pulled up to a red light next to a Ducati Monster, awesome bike. The yahoo on it was all, "Does that thing have a Hemi?"

So I says, "Yeah pole smoker"

He says, "You wanna run it?"

I says, "Sure why not"

So the light turns green and I smoke him. It was retarded. So we get up to the next light and he pulls up and says, "Sheot what you done to that thing."

I say. "I put two cans of primer on it, thats 50 RWHP."

THen he gave me the keys to his bike and walked off cause we were racing for pinks. THen I gave the bike to a crack head for a couple of DVD players cause I didnt have any way to get it home.