Vandalism
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RE: Vandalism
My dad's saying, when he was really mad, well - first came the warning "I'll blister your butt..." (I found out a few times, my dad, nor any other ex-marine I've met, doesn't issue empty threats).
Also the famed "Quit crying or I'll give you something to cry about"
in response to my mom sometimes "Time out? I'll knock him out."
and, when it finally came time to throw down the gauntlet, he'd announce "Alright, go pick your belt", which for those of you who've never experienced it, choosing what you're going to be spanked with, is the worst mental game ever, you've never put so much thought into different types/widths/thicknesses of belts.
The result? as children random people would come up to my dad and mom in restaurants just to compliment how well behaved his children were, it even resulted in random strangers picking up our tab a few times, because they were disturbed that a family with 3 young kids got sat next to them, and felt bad about their original assumption. Time out is horse poo, if I ever have kids, they'll be getting a kick in the butt just like I did, it works, I know it works.
Also the famed "Quit crying or I'll give you something to cry about"
in response to my mom sometimes "Time out? I'll knock him out."
and, when it finally came time to throw down the gauntlet, he'd announce "Alright, go pick your belt", which for those of you who've never experienced it, choosing what you're going to be spanked with, is the worst mental game ever, you've never put so much thought into different types/widths/thicknesses of belts.
The result? as children random people would come up to my dad and mom in restaurants just to compliment how well behaved his children were, it even resulted in random strangers picking up our tab a few times, because they were disturbed that a family with 3 young kids got sat next to them, and felt bad about their original assumption. Time out is horse poo, if I ever have kids, they'll be getting a kick in the butt just like I did, it works, I know it works.
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Joined: Jul 2005
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RE: Vandalism
Those jacka$$e$ on the highway need to be made to get off the highway. I was on my way into work this morning and a dumptruck full of rocks is just dropping them left and right.....I hate seeing those guys on the highways. They have NO business being on the roads especially when they try that WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGE TO YOUR VEHICLE $#%^#$%#^ That's a load of B.S.
You are on the road and your load is the reason for damage to my car. At slower speeds the loads would not bounce as much or possibly cause the rocks to bounce out of the truck.
You are on the road and your load is the reason for damage to my car. At slower speeds the loads would not bounce as much or possibly cause the rocks to bounce out of the truck.
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RE: Vandalism
We need to get all the punks and kids that think they're cool because they do "bad" things and we need to stomp a mud-hole in them. My 02 got the passenger door keyed last night in front of my own home!!! Talk about ballsy....we're going out tonight to get a surveilance cam and an automatic light. The proximaty alarm is going on next week. If I catch 'em...I'll just turn the dogs out on them...let'em get cornered and call the cops.
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Joined: Aug 2005
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From: Philly, PA
RE: Vandalism
ORIGINAL: cjmrdc
My dad's saying, when he was really mad, well - first came the warning "I'll blister your butt..." (I found out a few times, my dad, nor any other ex-marine I've met, doesn't issue empty threats).
Also the famed "Quit crying or I'll give you something to cry about"
in response to my mom sometimes "Time out? I'll knock him out."
and, when it finally came time to throw down the gauntlet, he'd announce "Alright, go pick your belt", which for those of you who've never experienced it, choosing what you're going to be spanked with, is the worst mental game ever, you've never put so much thought into different types/widths/thicknesses of belts.
The result? as children random people would come up to my dad and mom in restaurants just to compliment how well behaved his children were, it even resulted in random strangers picking up our tab a few times, because they were disturbed that a family with 3 young kids got sat next to them, and felt bad about their original assumption. Time out is horse poo, if I ever have kids, they'll be getting a kick in the butt just like I did, it works, I know it works.
My dad's saying, when he was really mad, well - first came the warning "I'll blister your butt..." (I found out a few times, my dad, nor any other ex-marine I've met, doesn't issue empty threats).
Also the famed "Quit crying or I'll give you something to cry about"
in response to my mom sometimes "Time out? I'll knock him out."
and, when it finally came time to throw down the gauntlet, he'd announce "Alright, go pick your belt", which for those of you who've never experienced it, choosing what you're going to be spanked with, is the worst mental game ever, you've never put so much thought into different types/widths/thicknesses of belts.
The result? as children random people would come up to my dad and mom in restaurants just to compliment how well behaved his children were, it even resulted in random strangers picking up our tab a few times, because they were disturbed that a family with 3 young kids got sat next to them, and felt bad about their original assumption. Time out is horse poo, if I ever have kids, they'll be getting a kick in the butt just like I did, it works, I know it works.
BTW, My truck wasn't valdalized, in that exact meaning, but read my sig to see what the dealership did to my brand new truck.. OH yeah, did I mention it's been a week and we still haven't heard from the dealership...[:@]