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Old May 31, 2006 | 03:05 AM
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I need Ford jokes I work with someone how always tries to make fun of my truck . He drives a ranger.[:@]
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 08:38 AM
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He drives a ranger.................... now thats a joke in itself.
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 12:12 PM
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F.O.R.D. = Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Road Dead

Lame/Old/Overused but all I can come up with
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 05:23 PM
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He drives a ranger.................... now thats a joke in itself.
so true. just tell him to come back and talk to you when he has a REAL FULL SIZE TRUCK and just blow him off on whatever else he says because it's pointless.
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 06:05 PM
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get a good sturdy chain or tow rope and invite him to hook bumpers

that usualy shuts people up on my end, especialy when they find out I have 4.10's a 6 spd, and a Diesel
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 06:31 PM
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take a nail, take a board, hammer it together, and you have a FORD!!
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 08:00 PM
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Try this one; Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 08:52 PM
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Try this one; Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
hahaha... I like this one... its a new one for me
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 10:00 PM
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FORD: For Old Ragged Dummies or FORD: Flip Over Read Directions
 
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Old May 31, 2006 | 10:17 PM
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Ford Ranger= Half a pickup

Found On Reservation Dump

For Overweight Retarded Drivers

Ford Backwards= Driver Returns On Foot
 
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