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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 03:03 PM
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my gf wrote the coolest poem about my truck.

SEXY HEMI POEM


Fish tailin' down the road,[/align]in his sexy Hemi mode.[/align]Going in and out of lanes,[/align]everyone knows that Hemi's Shane's.[/align]Or if u want u can call him Denny,[/align]driven his 5.7 liter Hemi.[/align]
Suckin' gas Haulin' ***,[/align]Race him? yah i think ill pass.[/align]Push the peddle to the floor,[/align]Blowin off that Chevy door.[/align]
There goin' tobe a rain shower,[/align][/align][/align]slam that375 horse power.[/align]Muddin is where he will be,[/align]truck so covered he cant see.[/align]
Time to take the truck home,[/align][/align]gotta clean all the chrome.[/align]Gaze at his Hemi shine,[/align]damn that boy is all mine,[/align]Dodge the father ram the daughter,[/align]Melly, yah his really got her.[/align]Lisences plateIM 2FST,[/align]where was my pornstar in the past.[/align]Well now this Hemi poem must end,[/align]and all my love to you I send.[/align][/align]
 
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 03:07 PM
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Very cool!

Sean
 
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 03:08 PM
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Hey where did you find that warning sticker?? LOL... Pretty funny... Good Poem..
 
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 04:18 PM
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yeah i want that sticker to put on my dash when i get my new truck.
 
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 04:25 PM
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Here's the sticker:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/G-Str...QQcmdZViewItem

 
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 06:32 PM
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If we had a race,
I would chew
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You up and spit you out!
 
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Old Dec 21, 2006 | 11:47 PM
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Truck + Poem !=[/align][/align]gayest thread ever[/align][/align]
 
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 12:38 AM
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Rob[GL] is a hater no doubt
his negative comments we can do without
your trucks poem was good
a hemi under the hood
youll smoke any chevy, tundra, titan, or ford
everbody knows the hemi is lord
so when somebody says your poem is gay,
just remember their jealous, okay?

lol no offense rob it was just the first thing i thought of that made sense.
 
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 02:32 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's buck was so large he could truck it
 
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Old Dec 22, 2006 | 02:41 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's buck was so large he could truck it
Hell yeah!! Thats what I'm talkin about
 
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