FINALLY OPENED IT UP
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RE: FINALLY OPENED IT UP
Heres my interpretation:
ahem...Hi...im bohoram...and i love small animals in my *** while i do the speed limit in the fast lane...
ahem...Hi...im bohoram...and i love small animals in my *** while i do the speed limit in the fast lane...
Well, considering I'm busy serving my country where I am, I can't exactly take off to go find said peckerhead. However, if he happens to come find me, I'll be sure to let you all know and post pictures, because my wife will be cheering me on and snapping photos. Incidentally, she read the posts too (she thinks you're a puswah)
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Nothing like argueing on the internet. Ithink this is so great that no body has anything better to do than competeabout who canbeat who and how many hands someone has. BTW,if everyone would just get a cummins then you could just shoot ablack smoke cloud of death out the back and make everyone in your presence beginto choke.
P.S"Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win, your still retarded"
P.S"Arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics, even if you win, your still retarded"
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RE: FINALLY OPENED IT UP
ORIGINAL: suckmyhemi07
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First off, I am niether perfect nor angelic.
It is entertaining to listen to you guys and your wannabe machismo slang-"I FINALLY OPENED HER UP TODAY" yee friggin ha!!!! "MOMENT OF GLORY"-"I GET MY BIKE FASTER THAN THAT". GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK!!!!!! As a young husband and father, I can only hope that you IDIOTS kill yourself and not some innocent child or family, because that would be a high price to pay for being a stupid as***le. My favorite story was the guy who sped by someone to give the "one finger wave" and how the guy looked SO SCARED....sure he did, when you had the pedal down looking oh so tough, did you have one hand on the wheel and the other stroking your *****? You guys think you are so damn tough in these trucks it is so amusing, come try it with me and this construction working fool will beat your wannabe macho ***, in the street, next to your "big scary truck".
If you havent noticed I hate people that drive like ******** to be cool, and there is alot of you on these boards. Long story short, kill yourself and nobody else then it wont be a big loss, just some stupid idiot trying to be cool. Go ahead start flaming me but remember I am right and you, well who cares what you think. I think it is a case of big truck small *****, just my opinion.
By the way, can anyone justify doing 100 mph in a 5000 pound truck....probably not but you peckerwoods will give it a try.
Heres my interpretation:
ahem...Hi...im bohoram...and i love small animals in my *** while i do the speed limit in the fast lane...
yes...i am an *******...an ******* that has alot of fun...call me a hick and a "machismo" whatever when im "hyaw-ing" in my quad cab while my HEMI tachs out...in my opinion, i love ******** who drive crazy to be cool...and dont come back with "well your opinion doesnt matter" if my opinion didnt matter i wouldnt have a brain to think my own way and a mouth to proclaim it...and i am so damn tough in my truck and i love to act like it...
please learn u human anatomy...if this dude is flippin the bird...one hand on the wheel and one hand pleasuring his *******...thats three hands...but i wouldnt blame the guy for masturbating...sometimes the sweet purr of my 5.7 makes my butthole wet...deal with it
now please...come and find my *** u big construction worker and beat the hell out of my...i would enjoy it...then i will take my Ram which is the essence of my power and burnout on your left foot...jackass
oh yes...and i am 17 years of age...bad ***? maybe....immature? definately...
bitch
quote:
First off, I am niether perfect nor angelic.
It is entertaining to listen to you guys and your wannabe machismo slang-"I FINALLY OPENED HER UP TODAY" yee friggin ha!!!! "MOMENT OF GLORY"-"I GET MY BIKE FASTER THAN THAT". GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK!!!!!! As a young husband and father, I can only hope that you IDIOTS kill yourself and not some innocent child or family, because that would be a high price to pay for being a stupid as***le. My favorite story was the guy who sped by someone to give the "one finger wave" and how the guy looked SO SCARED....sure he did, when you had the pedal down looking oh so tough, did you have one hand on the wheel and the other stroking your *****? You guys think you are so damn tough in these trucks it is so amusing, come try it with me and this construction working fool will beat your wannabe macho ***, in the street, next to your "big scary truck".
If you havent noticed I hate people that drive like ******** to be cool, and there is alot of you on these boards. Long story short, kill yourself and nobody else then it wont be a big loss, just some stupid idiot trying to be cool. Go ahead start flaming me but remember I am right and you, well who cares what you think. I think it is a case of big truck small *****, just my opinion.
By the way, can anyone justify doing 100 mph in a 5000 pound truck....probably not but you peckerwoods will give it a try.
Heres my interpretation:
ahem...Hi...im bohoram...and i love small animals in my *** while i do the speed limit in the fast lane...
yes...i am an *******...an ******* that has alot of fun...call me a hick and a "machismo" whatever when im "hyaw-ing" in my quad cab while my HEMI tachs out...in my opinion, i love ******** who drive crazy to be cool...and dont come back with "well your opinion doesnt matter" if my opinion didnt matter i wouldnt have a brain to think my own way and a mouth to proclaim it...and i am so damn tough in my truck and i love to act like it...
please learn u human anatomy...if this dude is flippin the bird...one hand on the wheel and one hand pleasuring his *******...thats three hands...but i wouldnt blame the guy for masturbating...sometimes the sweet purr of my 5.7 makes my butthole wet...deal with it
now please...come and find my *** u big construction worker and beat the hell out of my...i would enjoy it...then i will take my Ram which is the essence of my power and burnout on your left foot...jackass
oh yes...and i am 17 years of age...bad ***? maybe....immature? definately...
bitch
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RE: FINALLY OPENED IT UP
HEMILONESTAR, I want to meet your wife....she would love a real man ...not a cop....you know what they say about cops right...
And as far as opinions..its not opinion, its law ********.
By the way I do own a construction company..not constraction.
And as far as opinions..its not opinion, its law ********.
By the way I do own a construction company..not constraction.
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RE: FINALLY OPENED IT UP
Hemilonestar, You should never give another ticket for speeding ever again after your latest posts on this subject....typical cop, do as I say not as I do....flame on bitches, I have my supporters
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From: NY
RE: FINALLY OPENED IT UP
whoa whoa whoa...now I wouldn't go as far as to go talking about his wife. Yea hes a cop, he protects our asses. Im not saying there arent't fake cops out there but hes sure as hell got the right to give you a ticket nonetheless arrest you for doing 115mph. This thread is getting out of control.
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Big Bad constraction worker LMFAO , You think your sracry couse you get dirty LOL . I own a constraction buissness and run several crews as well sign their checks . Talk about beating *** i would pay for you to walk intoa meetng of mine with all my CONSTRACTION guys there you smerf , oh my bad you would look like a smerf .
Hemilonestar, You should never give another ticket for speeding ever again after your latest posts on this subject....typical cop, do as I say not as I do....flame on bitches, I have my supporters
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Just recently joined this board and thought it was the coolest sight on the net. Everyone seemed friendly providing useful info, etc. Felt a strong camaraderie here with my fellow Ram owners. Geez, I'm beginning to wonder now???