This was on a Ford but it said "I'd rather be STROKED than RAMMED"
On My dak I got two Saskatchewan Roughriders logos though Haha

 

LMAO. I'd prolly not put it on my truck now but it is funny. When I was 19 and stupid, I had 2 bumperstickers on my truck: "Kayakers Love to Play In HOLES" and "River Runners get eaten more often!" I got accosted by a deacon from my old church in a parking lot and he DEMANDED that I take them off right there. I told him to get a sense of humor! Poor guy probably hadn't been laid in Years! I couldn't get away with that now, what with me being a "semi-senior" Naval officer and all...

 

fuCKYou don't know if anybody ever watched the old cky movies before bam did jackass but those stickers used to kick around. the cky was usually bold and a different colour then the fu and ou

 

On the rear of an ST1300: