OK, here is where you are gonna list your lastest kill with your Neon. Let's not go overboard with the stories either. EX: "I killed a Z06 last night, dude!!" That would be great, but extremely unconvincing...

 

actually...you neon guys would have been proud, as was i. a few weeks back, there was a guy in a bright yellow ZO6 with that "i drive a vette and you dont" smirk. his first run, against a girl who is at the track every friday and wednesday, in a stage 1 SRT-4. go figure, the yuppie didnt know how to drive..and ran...*drum roll* a 14.80@108ish mph. the "just a neon" ran a 13.95@100ish. it was awesome. the turd in the ZO-sux pulled back intot he pits, and parked next to me, and got out, no more grin. he then became the laughing stock of the class, with even the other GM guys making jokes. the vette did improve, getting into the 13.50s, but dialed 13.00 for eliminations..so while he didnt know how to drive, he didnt know how to bracket race either..

 

Gets a grin and a thumbs up from me... [sm=smiley20.gif]

 

I saw a guy at my track with a modded Vette run 19's on more than one occasion. I should of lined up against him once so I could say I smoked some guy in a Vette who didn't know how to drive. Even when I first started drag racing the worst I ever pulled in my neon stock was a 17. He did however get the Vette down to about a 14, but not before he thoroughly humiliated himself.

As for kills with my neon....
-Tons of Cavaliers, couldn't tell you which version they were, I've beaten new ones and old ones, lost to a few, I win most the time :/ (for some reason my car is like a Cavalier magnet, they always want a piece of my car)
-Modded Sunfire
-BMW 325ci
-01 Cougar (its my buddies, depending on how long the race is determines whether he wins or i do, I take him off the line all the way til we hit about 80-85mph, then he starts to pull on me a little, we're still close even then)
-I've tried to race some Civics, but none of them want to roll (maybe because they know whats going to happen????[sm=smiley20.gif])

Thats really about it, I don't really race that much, nor do I provoke people to race.

 

I ran an old lady and her walker over about a week ago.






Oh, wait....you said killz not "Kills".

 

[quote]ORIGINAL: Crazy Squee

I ran an old lady and her walker over about a week ago.


[sm=smiley20.gif][sm=smiley32.gif]nice one!!!! extra points if the walker stays upright!!![sm=lol.gif]

 

It didn't though. I flattened it.

 

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Works for me. 200 points! [sm=lol.gif]

 

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I suppose me waxing project neon with my altima doesn't count as neon kill does it.

Damn we have to get rolling on that thing its so slow its almost embarassing.