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Off Topic but could not help it.....
A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
6:00
Alarm.
6:15
*******.
6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.
7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.
7:30
Limo arrives.
7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45
Play front nine at Augusta,
finish 2 under par.
11:30 *******
11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15
*******.
12:30
Play back nine at Augusta,
finish 4 under par.
2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20
*******
2:30
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
Nap.
3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.
4:15
*******
4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00
Watch Sportscenter.
7:30
Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46
One last *******
11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep[/align]
6:00
Alarm.
6:15
*******.
6:30
Massive dump while
reading the sports section.
7:00
Breakfast. Filet Mignon,
eggs, toast and tea.
7:30
Limo arrives.
7:45
Bloody Mary en route to airport
8:15
Private jet to Augusta Georgia.
9:30
Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45
Play front nine at Augusta,
finish 2 under par.
11:30 *******
11:45
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on
the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15
*******.
12:30
Play back nine at Augusta,
finish 4 under par.
2:15
Limo back to airport.
Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
2:20
*******
2:30
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
Nap.
3:15
Late afternoon fishing
excursion with topless female crew.
4:15
*******
4:30
Catch world record light
tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
5:00
Jet back home. En route,
get massage from naked supermodel.
7:00
Watch Sportscenter.
7:30
Dinner. Lobster appetizers,
1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
9:00
Relax after dinner with 1789
Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
10:00
Have sex with two
18 year old nymphomaniacs.
11:00
Massage and Jacuzzi.
11:45 Go to bed.
11:46
One last *******
11:59
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart.
Watch the dog leave the room.
12:00
Laugh yourself to sleep[/align]