Just remember one thing. They usually get worse after they get married.

 

Amen..just aint as fun as it used to be...she gets kinda...you know

 

mine's got one leg in the dog house. . .she put my computer into the ICU sunday. . .I was able to get it back up and running but only at a fraction of what I had it running at. . .but then again she makes it my fault since I have a seperate switch to turn on the water pump

 

I think chicks and computers are the same as chicks and cars. They don't care about anything other than getting from A to B. My ladyfriend and I share my home computer, however I have her set up on her own account and I have full administrative oversight. Basicaly, she can't install any programs and what she can download is limited. She hates it sometimes, but the bottom line is that the computer has been running flawlessly for years.

 

Lorie's got her own computer. . .however the wireless card I put in it is acting up and I need to re-install everything. . .just havent had much time

 

Dont feel too bad, my wife just told me that shes sending me seperation papers from Iraq [:@][:@][:@].

 

DOOOOOD .... are you effing KIDDING me ?!?!?!?

WTF ????

 

I thought this would be interesting to bring up
I guess I was right.
So here's another one
After a drunken night out my GF was the DD while loading me into the car she bent down to see if I was all right
I apparently reached out and grabbed the door , shutting it on her head .
I don't remember this ,but she won't ever let me forget it.
Needless to say we both needed asprin and a little space in the morning.

 

The big D from Iraq that's effed up

 

Are you serious of just playing around?I really hope you are joking man