I was rotateing the tires on my truck the other day and just by chance the GF was out in my shop talking and talking .
I guess I was getting distracted and when I grabbed the air hose and pulled on it , it was stuck .
So I gave it a tug thinkin it was just stuck around the tire. Instead I knocked her flat on her butt.
She 's been a little pissy since. I thought it was funny at the time ,but now that I'm still getting dirty looks I think I'd better take her dinner or something.

 

hhaha smooth

 

Aks her to hand you the 1/2 drive impact wrench. I did that and my wife grabbed it by the trigger. Picture a guy fireing a machine gun for the first time with out instruction, she did a 360 and nearly crapped her pants. It is a good thing I was already sitting down because I laughed so hard I nearly passed out. She didn't think it was so funny, she got over it.

 

Hey , what can I say I'm a ladies man I know what they like.
I sit and listen to them and sweepem off their feet .

 

one of my past gf's was annoying me when I was doin something and then when she went to walk away i had a wiffle ball and bat near me. So i picked them up pitched the ball to myself and smacked her right on the rear with the wiffle ball. I was in the doghouse for quite a few days for that one.

 

Must have pushed a wrong button


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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?


Nothin'........you done told her twice already.

 

Thats ok my wife just left the dog house

 

Tell her to stay off the hose...

 

that is awesome!! lol [sm=roll.gif]