My friend is supposedly going to get a duramax from his dad, and I need a good name to call it. I wish my dad was a farmer and had lots of money. Oh well, he has to cheat off my paper to get through high school. What is a good name for a duramax? (not actually good, just making in fun of the name, like powerjoke....that cracks me up everytime!!!)

 

I've heard dura-slap. But to me, Duramax always sounds like a brand of feminine products. i.e. "maxi-pad" Does that give ya something to go on?

 

Dura Trash orMaxi-Pad

 

I like dura-trash, it is classic, like Trash-can (trans-am) I like that one too!!!

 

Dura-Crack

but then again people call the cummins the cumm-a-part

 

I thought Duralack's was pretty funny. I got a nice chuckle from reading your title.

 

Don't call it anything... refer to it in the third person " the vehicle " or how about " cooling challenged wanna be truck" ?

 

I like:

Duracrap

Dura-Maxed-Out from the factory

DuraJap (it is an Isuzu)

 

Dura-Pad ?[:'(]

 

Call it a "Butt Dart" cause they are always behind ya