Anyone Seen Sharx???
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RE: Anyone Seen Sharx???
ORIGINAL: sharx ram
Ok to get this story correct it must be told by me Mrs. Sharx.... So I took Sharx back to my home state of Mich. to visit my family. My aunt and uncle have a man made pond so i took him for a swim. I didnt tell Sharx that a year ago the creek flooded and they got snapping turtles in the pond because I thought they had caught them all. So there we are swimming in the nice cool murky water, when all of a sudden Sharx is jumping up and screaming like a girl.... well my first thought is snapping turtle... so I'm out of the pond in a flash. He is still screaming jumps up and there is a 3" blue gill hanging from his nipple. Not just bitten and gone but hanging on for dear life still hanging there. Sharx is flicking it with his finger and still screaming. Im cracking up the shore but glad it is not a snapping turtle. Well it finalely let go and out he comes. NO MORE SWIMMING! We head back to my parents house and my mom comes out with one of those small round bandaids and told him it was a good thing he had his shorts on!!! LOL Best story That I have on the man and we have been married 18 years!!! Except for the one where he waddled down the driveway with his pants around his ankles and quacking like a duck but thats a different day !!!! Nice talkin to ya now ill let him tell his side but thought you should hear the TRUTH!!!!
Mrs. Sharx
Ok to get this story correct it must be told by me Mrs. Sharx.... So I took Sharx back to my home state of Mich. to visit my family. My aunt and uncle have a man made pond so i took him for a swim. I didnt tell Sharx that a year ago the creek flooded and they got snapping turtles in the pond because I thought they had caught them all. So there we are swimming in the nice cool murky water, when all of a sudden Sharx is jumping up and screaming like a girl.... well my first thought is snapping turtle... so I'm out of the pond in a flash. He is still screaming jumps up and there is a 3" blue gill hanging from his nipple. Not just bitten and gone but hanging on for dear life still hanging there. Sharx is flicking it with his finger and still screaming. Im cracking up the shore but glad it is not a snapping turtle. Well it finalely let go and out he comes. NO MORE SWIMMING! We head back to my parents house and my mom comes out with one of those small round bandaids and told him it was a good thing he had his shorts on!!! LOL Best story That I have on the man and we have been married 18 years!!! Except for the one where he waddled down the driveway with his pants around his ankles and quacking like a duck but thats a different day !!!! Nice talkin to ya now ill let him tell his side but thought you should hear the TRUTH!!!!
Mrs. Sharx
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When you lose part of you body to Hamerhead like I have come back and talk.
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RE: Anyone Seen Sharx???
ORIGINAL: Captain Squalus
3" bluegill
To quote Mayfair Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fft
When you lose part of you body to Hamerhead like I have come back and talk.
ORIGINAL: sharx ram
Ok to get this story correct it must be told by me Mrs. Sharx.... So I took Sharx back to my home state of Mich. to visit my family. My aunt and uncle have a man made pond so i took him for a swim. I didnt tell Sharx that a year ago the creek flooded and they got snapping turtles in the pond because I thought they had caught them all. So there we are swimming in the nice cool murky water, when all of a sudden Sharx is jumping up and screaming like a girl.... well my first thought is snapping turtle... so I'm out of the pond in a flash. He is still screaming jumps up and there is a 3" blue gill hanging from his nipple. Not just bitten and gone but hanging on for dear life still hanging there. Sharx is flicking it with his finger and still screaming. Im cracking up the shore but glad it is not a snapping turtle. Well it finalely let go and out he comes. NO MORE SWIMMING! We head back to my parents house and my mom comes out with one of those small round bandaids and told him it was a good thing he had his shorts on!!! LOL Best story That I have on the man and we have been married 18 years!!! Except for the one where he waddled down the driveway with his pants around his ankles and quacking like a duck but thats a different day !!!! Nice talkin to ya now ill let him tell his side but thought you should hear the TRUTH!!!!
Mrs. Sharx
Ok to get this story correct it must be told by me Mrs. Sharx.... So I took Sharx back to my home state of Mich. to visit my family. My aunt and uncle have a man made pond so i took him for a swim. I didnt tell Sharx that a year ago the creek flooded and they got snapping turtles in the pond because I thought they had caught them all. So there we are swimming in the nice cool murky water, when all of a sudden Sharx is jumping up and screaming like a girl.... well my first thought is snapping turtle... so I'm out of the pond in a flash. He is still screaming jumps up and there is a 3" blue gill hanging from his nipple. Not just bitten and gone but hanging on for dear life still hanging there. Sharx is flicking it with his finger and still screaming. Im cracking up the shore but glad it is not a snapping turtle. Well it finalely let go and out he comes. NO MORE SWIMMING! We head back to my parents house and my mom comes out with one of those small round bandaids and told him it was a good thing he had his shorts on!!! LOL Best story That I have on the man and we have been married 18 years!!! Except for the one where he waddled down the driveway with his pants around his ankles and quacking like a duck but thats a different day !!!! Nice talkin to ya now ill let him tell his side but thought you should hear the TRUTH!!!!
Mrs. Sharx
To quote Mayfair Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fft
When you lose part of you body to Hamerhead like I have come back and talk.
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RE: Anyone Seen Sharx???
ORIGINAL: sharx ram
Oh do tell...weve got to hear about this
ORIGINAL: Captain Squalus
3" bluegill
To quote Mayfair Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fft
When you lose part of you body to Hamerhead like I have come back and talk.
ORIGINAL: sharx ram
Ok to get this story correct it must be told by me Mrs. Sharx.... So I took Sharx back to my home state of Mich. to visit my family. My aunt and uncle have a man made pond so i took him for a swim. I didnt tell Sharx that a year ago the creek flooded and they got snapping turtles in the pond because I thought they had caught them all. So there we are swimming in the nice cool murky water, when all of a sudden Sharx is jumping up and screaming like a girl.... well my first thought is snapping turtle... so I'm out of the pond in a flash. He is still screaming jumps up and there is a 3" blue gill hanging from his nipple. Not just bitten and gone but hanging on for dear life still hanging there. Sharx is flicking it with his finger and still screaming. Im cracking up the shore but glad it is not a snapping turtle. Well it finalely let go and out he comes. NO MORE SWIMMING! We head back to my parents house and my mom comes out with one of those small round bandaids and told him it was a good thing he had his shorts on!!! LOL Best story That I have on the man and we have been married 18 years!!! Except for the one where he waddled down the driveway with his pants around his ankles and quacking like a duck but thats a different day !!!! Nice talkin to ya now ill let him tell his side but thought you should hear the TRUTH!!!!
Mrs. Sharx
Ok to get this story correct it must be told by me Mrs. Sharx.... So I took Sharx back to my home state of Mich. to visit my family. My aunt and uncle have a man made pond so i took him for a swim. I didnt tell Sharx that a year ago the creek flooded and they got snapping turtles in the pond because I thought they had caught them all. So there we are swimming in the nice cool murky water, when all of a sudden Sharx is jumping up and screaming like a girl.... well my first thought is snapping turtle... so I'm out of the pond in a flash. He is still screaming jumps up and there is a 3" blue gill hanging from his nipple. Not just bitten and gone but hanging on for dear life still hanging there. Sharx is flicking it with his finger and still screaming. Im cracking up the shore but glad it is not a snapping turtle. Well it finalely let go and out he comes. NO MORE SWIMMING! We head back to my parents house and my mom comes out with one of those small round bandaids and told him it was a good thing he had his shorts on!!! LOL Best story That I have on the man and we have been married 18 years!!! Except for the one where he waddled down the driveway with his pants around his ankles and quacking like a duck but thats a different day !!!! Nice talkin to ya now ill let him tell his side but thought you should hear the TRUTH!!!!
Mrs. Sharx
To quote Mayfair Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fft
When you lose part of you body to Hamerhead like I have come back and talk.
I also lost some meat to a Moray eel one time, and that was in my living room.
