Just tell her she drives a small car to compensate for somethin.

 

I tell ya what,
I hate it when women bring up that copensating crap.
The next time she mentions it just whip it out and do the helicopter.
If she laughs it smaller than her husbands, if she cries it's bigger.
HAHAHAHA

 

Your makin me think of a joke...
So this guy goes to a bar. Once he's there he sees a sign that reads "$100 if you can make my horse laugh"
So the guy walks up to the owner of the horse and asks him if that sign is real "yes sir, it is" says the owner. So there goes the guy, walks up to the horse and whispers his ear...the horse busts out laughing like no other....the man leaves with his $100...
The next week, the same guy comes into the same bar and see a different sign.
"$500 if you can make my horse cry" again, the guy walks up to the owner and says 'Is that sign real?"
"yes sir, it is real"
so then the guy walks up to the horse and whipsers in his ear and backs up.
The horse starts sobbing like a little girl. The man walks up to the onwer and collects his $500 bucks. Before the man walks away, the onwer asks the man
"Hey, how did you make my horse laugh and cry?"
The man looks at him, smiles and says..
"Well, when the sign said to make the horse laugh, I told the horse that my ***** was bigger then his...& when the sign said to make your horse cry...I showed it to him

 

ladies love the helicopter

 

First of all you guys know you are all WRONG you know that making comments like that around here will get me all fired up and y'all end up taking the rath

Second Sharx can't quit now he is in the lead!!!

 

My bad

 

You thought you could get away with it because I was away -- silly boy

 

Well.. i think if anyone drops out... i'm gonna replace them with my truck....

 

FWIW, Sharky The Diesel Bombers Contest Reflects the Same Attitude of What our Forums About , Respect , Good Faith And Being Your Self We keep a healthy ballance between all the Big 3 , Were all Diesel Bombers and We Can Learn from Each other ,

We have had links on our board asking for votes to contests on other board , We dont see nothing wrong with this Hell I would do it if i was in a contest ..LOL

But My Board will not be flamed Because you have a close 2nd place truck , Hes Not Cheating Hes doing the smae thing you are in other places of the Net .

I dont care if your trucks a $100,000 Ride , with all kinds of titles ......I like your Truck But thats not what our contest was about .... Here is what the trucks were Judged on By the team , We had a tuff time picking one so we opened it up to the board to decide ....

Your Nomination Post Should Include these Fields[align=left]
[ul][*]Truck Description : Model Year, Make Ect..[*]Truck Bombs : Aftermarket Additions , Changes Ect...[*]How You Acquired the truck & Condition on Purchase : Buy New?Already Bombed? Ect....[*]Photos : Post Recent Photos [*]% Of Wrenches You Turned : How Much Of the Work Did You Do?[*]% Of Wrenches Others Have Turned :How Much Was Done By Others?[*]A Day In The Life of your Truck : Tow,Mud,Pull,Race Street/Track ,Family Hauler Ect...?[*]Accomplishments : Previous Accomplishments you truck has earned [/ul][/align]As you will see this is not a flat out Which trucks the Baddest .

Do not Bash My Site or Members Please we dont run our show like that

DM