Joke of the day
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Drinking with a Redneck Girl >A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When
>the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out
>his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces
>
>He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink
>with the Same one twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks
>his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass
>to pieces.
>
>He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
>need to drink with the same one twice either."
>
>The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
>one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the
>Mexican and the Iraqi.
>
>Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
>she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we
>don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
>
>God Bless America!
>the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out
>his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces
>
>He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink
>with the Same one twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks
>his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass
>to pieces.
>
>He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
>need to drink with the same one twice either."
>
>The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
>one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the
>Mexican and the Iraqi.
>
>Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
>she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we
>don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
>
>God Bless America!