Sorry this didn't work out like I wanted..

 

I could be in church, or attending a funeral, drunk, sober, anyway you can imagine. This video always makes me shoot snot out of my nose.LOL.


It's hysterical, no matter how many times you watch it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JQ1Ez7d3Gg

 

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LOL, that was funny and i love the wa u sold it!

 

You wanna joke ??

Here's a pretty good one ...

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of His dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "You’re wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled." Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.

 

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Thats a good one Mayfair!

 

Yeah, I'll be useing that one in a future collum for sure.

 

What are these columns you speak of?

 

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In 1986, Mikele Mebembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mikele approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mikele worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mikele stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mikele never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mikele was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mikele and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mikele, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mikele couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mikele summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mikele's legs [/align][/align][/align]


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