A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her
mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300.00, she exclaimed: "but I don't
have enough money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything, " the blonde promised.

"Well then, just follow me," said the man as he walked towards the next
room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door," the man said.

She did.

He then said, "Now get on your knees."

She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

"Now go ahead... take it out..." he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands...then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well...go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it, and while holding it
close to her lips, tentatively said..........

"Hello, mom, can you hear me?"

 

Sounds like the same Blonde that was sitting in the coffee shop with her Blonde friend and she noticed her boyfriend walking into the flower shop across the street.

She says "Oh NO! there is my boyfriend walking into the flower shop across the street."
Her friend ASKS "What is so bad about that?"
She answers" Now I am going to have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air"
The blond friend says "Haven't you ever heard of a vase?"