Had to Smoke Out a Ferd Today
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so i borrow my buddies truck to get home the other day cause i have a slight case of the mud-butt and don't want to use the crapper at the bar (looks like an above ground septic tank). i'm trying to get home super fast, don't care who i cut off and how much i'm speeding (i've got the sweats real bad too---i know time's runnin out). i'm passing this 5'er being drug around by a nice-*** cummins...yeah, i may not have gained much ground...but in my condition you'll take any spot you can get. then, we're stopped at a light (yeah, the gods hate me) i'm going straight, he's turning left....he flogs it on green....fogs me w/ enough black smoke to choke a small african village....i start coughing so hard i squirt out my *** everything that existed inside my guts. my underwear held back the 3 or 4 chunks...but my pants, socks, and shoes are all ruined. the seat, carpet, steering wheel and even the headliner are all in need or replacing (at my expense). if i ever find the ******* that smoked me out...we're gonna have some words.
damnit...i want a diesel.
damnit...i want a diesel.
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RE: Had to Smoke Out a Ferd Today
LOL, man it wasn't me..... I pull a travel trailer. 
But as my Dad always said. "If you play with the bull...your gonna get the horn"! [8D]
But as my Dad always said. "If you play with the bull...your gonna get the horn"! [8D]
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LOL, man it wasn't me..... I pull a travel trailer.But as my Dad always said. "If you play with the bull...your gonna get the horn"! [8D]
LOL, man it wasn't me..... I pull a travel trailer.
But as my Dad always said. "If you play with the bull...your gonna get the horn"! [8D]
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so i borrow my buddies truck to get home the other day cause i have a slight case of the mud-butt and don't want to use the crapper at the bar (looks like an above ground septic tank). i'm trying to get home super fast, don't care who i cut off and how much i'm speeding (i've got the sweats real bad too---i know time's runnin out). i'm passing this 5'er being drug around by a nice-*** cummins...yeah, i may not have gained much ground...but in my condition you'll take any spot you can get. then, we're stopped at a light (yeah, the gods hate me) i'm going straight, he's turning left....he flogs it on green....fogs me w/ enough black smoke to choke a small african village....i start coughing so hard i squirt out my *** everything that existed inside my guts. my underwear held back the 3 or 4 chunks...but my pants, socks, and shoes are all ruined. the seat, carpet, steering wheel and even the headliner are all in need or replacing (at my expense). if i ever find the ******* that smoked me out...we're gonna have some words.
damnit...i want a diesel.
damnit...i want a diesel.
That was extremely to much information right there.
I only know of one other guy who has actually takin' a dump inhis pants (and it wasn't me).
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Holy crap!! I just read it again and noticed that you said it was your buddies truck, OMG LMAO, I would be so pissed.How did you explain that one to him?? hahaha.
Holy crap!! I just read it again and noticed that you said it was your buddies truck, OMG LMAO, I would be so pissed.
How did you explain that one to him?? hahaha.
At least I hope it was.
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so i borrow my buddies truck to get home the other day cause i have a slight case of the mud-butt and don't want to use the crapper at the bar (looks like an above ground septic tank). i'm trying to get home super fast, don't care who i cut off and how much i'm speeding (i've got the sweats real bad too---i know time's runnin out). i'm passing this 5'er being drug around by a nice-*** cummins...yeah, i may not have gained much ground...but in my condition you'll take any spot you can get. then, we're stopped at a light (yeah, the gods hate me) i'm going straight, he's turning left....he flogs it on green....fogs me w/ enough black smoke to choke a small african village....i start coughing so hard i squirt out my *** everything that existed inside my guts. my underwear held back the 3 or 4 chunks...but my pants, socks, and shoes are all ruined. the seat, carpet, steering wheel and even the headliner are all in need or replacing (at my expense). if i ever find the ******* that smoked me out...we're gonna have some words.
damnit...i want a diesel.
so i borrow my buddies truck to get home the other day cause i have a slight case of the mud-butt and don't want to use the crapper at the bar (looks like an above ground septic tank). i'm trying to get home super fast, don't care who i cut off and how much i'm speeding (i've got the sweats real bad too---i know time's runnin out). i'm passing this 5'er being drug around by a nice-*** cummins...yeah, i may not have gained much ground...but in my condition you'll take any spot you can get. then, we're stopped at a light (yeah, the gods hate me) i'm going straight, he's turning left....he flogs it on green....fogs me w/ enough black smoke to choke a small african village....i start coughing so hard i squirt out my *** everything that existed inside my guts. my underwear held back the 3 or 4 chunks...but my pants, socks, and shoes are all ruined. the seat, carpet, steering wheel and even the headliner are all in need or replacing (at my expense). if i ever find the ******* that smoked me out...we're gonna have some words.
damnit...i want a diesel.
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haha the same thing just happened to me..drinking orange juice and had to spit it out..
damn that is a funny story, and that fact it was ur buddys truck...made it 10 times better!
damn that is a funny story, and that fact it was ur buddys truck...made it 10 times better!
