The Vikings have always been my team,l back in the days of the purple people eaters and Fran "the man" Tarkenton...some people never learn but I keep hoing they will win a Super Bowl before I die. [:@]

 

he he he

 

Nice SIG man! looks sweet!...


Drew....ahaha what a funny a$$ pic!

 

Very well said there man......

I'm a diehard Colts fan myself. I'm so sick of the Patriots its ridiculous. Between everyone swinging off Tom - I cant win a SB without Vinatieri kicking a FG - Brady, and the NFL basically handing the SB to them, all it makes me want to do is pray for them die even faster. Look, the Pats are 4-0, but what you dont hear about is how the teams they've played are a combined 4-12, with none of them having even a .500 record.

I wont bash them anymore in this post, but I just cant stand bandwagon people.

I grew up in Indianapolis, the Colts are the only pro team I've ever known. I was here when we drafted Jeff George, I was here when we got screwed in the 95 AFC Conference game, and I was here when we drafted Peyton....and I'm still here....

 

haha...there are alot of your kind out there...lol...PATS HATERS! [:@]


i think the intensity the sport brigns is awesome!

 

Cowboys here baby. I've loved since I was young when they were the team to beat with Troy Aikmen, Deon Sanders, Emmit Smith and the Iron Cutain defense. I believe the cowboys will make it to the NFC championship game but the superbowl I'm not sold on yet.

 

cant wait to the cowboys and pats game in a few weeks...

 

It used to be that I hated the Steelers more then any team other then the Cowboys, but the Patriots have officially taken that spot.

I'm hoping Romo shoves a boot down Brady's throat and spanks their ***...

 

I didn't give a hoot about the pats winning until well bellicheck cheated. now I say we put an asterisk next to the three super bowls because god knows how many times they pulled that bull crap.

 

Sounds like we got ourselves a Couger

Q: You heard of the Cougar who broke his leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of a tree....

Q: Why did the wazzu grad cover her ears?
A: She was trying to hold in a thought!

Did you hear about the student who transferred from Washington to Washington State and raised the IQ of both Universities?

Q: What does a Cougar grad call a Husky grad?
A: Boss.

A WSU student walked into a bar in Seattle and ordered two beers. After he paid for the beers he drank one and poured the other one all over his right hand. The bartender was curious to what he was doing so he asked him, and the WSU student replied "I'm trying to get my date drunk."

Two men, one Couger and one Husky, are using a public restroom. When the Couger notices that the Husky didn't wash his hands afterward, he says "Hey, at WSU they teach us to wash our hands after using the restroom." "Oh really," the Husky replies. "Well at UW we're smart enough to know not to pee on our hands."

Q: How do cougar brain cells die?
A: Alone

Q: Why did the cougar carry the car door with him when he walked through the desert?
A: So he could roll down the window when he got too hot.

________________
WASHINGTON STATE ENTRANCE EXAM - FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
Time Limit: 3 WEEKS

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
-OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army
(d) write a play

4. What religion is the Pope?(check only ONE)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
(d) Canadians

9. Spell President Clinton's last name.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for WHAT country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR-
spell your name in BIG BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Washington State tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.
(c) still waiting
__________________

What are the three biggest lies in Pullman?
1) That combine over there, its paid for.
2) This belt buckle, I won it in a rodeo.
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Pullman?
A: God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Q: How do you make a WSU graduate leave your house?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: How Do you hurt a cougar while he is drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on him!

Q: What do you have, when you have 20 Cougs in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: What's 6-13-6?
A: The IQ of the Cougar defensive line.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead Cougar on the highway?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q: Why don't they have ice in the bars in Pulman?
A: They lost the recipe.

Q: What's the longest ten years of a Cougar football players life?
A: His freshman year.

Q: Why do Cougar football players have such small steering wheels in their cars?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.

Q: Where do Cougar cheerleaders go in the morning?
A: Home.

Q: How do you keep a Cougar out of your front yard?
A: Put upa goalpost

Q: Why do Cougars put their diplomas on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spots.

If two Wazzu grads get a divorce, are they still considered brother & sister?

Q: What's the difference between the Cougars and Cheerios?
A: Cheerios make it into the Bowl.

Q: How is a cougar like a possum?
A: Both play dead at home and usually die on the road.

Q: What's the difference between a Cougar cheerleader and an elephant?
A: About 10 pounds.

Q: Know how to make it even?
A: Force feed the elephant.

Q: How many Cougars does it take to get to a bowl game?
A: Yeah, right.

Q: Why did WSU decide to put astroturf in Martin Stadium?
A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing

Sign seen when crossing into Washington from Oregon: Warning. Sales Tax ahead.
Sign seen when crossing into Washington from Canada: Cheap beer and smokes ahead, eh?
Sign seen when crossing into Washington from Idaho: Keep driving. It gets better.



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