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Old 11-28-2007, 10:33 AM
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Here's one we've seen before but I love it and will share it again:



Our Dodge who art in line
Hollow be thy cat
Thy Timing adavanced
Thy dowel pin gone
In our shops as it is in our forums.

Give us this day our daily boost
And forgive us our smokeclouds
As we fogive those who as "Is that a hemi?"
And lead us not into Duramaxation
But deliver us from fords

For thine is the Cummins,
The 12 and 24 valve
Forever ther run.




 
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:38 AM
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Would it be sacreligious to plaster that on the truck's back window?
 
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:42 AM
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I wouldn't think so, I have it printed out on paper hanging in my office..
 
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ORIGINAL: dieselram

Would it be sacreligious to plaster that on the truck's back window?
Who cares?

My guess is if you're asking the question, you're goin' to Hell anyway
 
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:02 PM
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^^ amen
 
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:09 PM
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My guess is if you're asking the question, you're goin' to Hell anyway
At least we'll know at least one person there

Tommy my co-workers all hate you now -- because I laughed so hard at this I read it to them....now they all have it stuck in their heads
 
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:14 PM
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Excellent....... (spoken in a devious Mr. Burns voice)
 
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Old 11-28-2007, 03:09 PM
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ORIGINAL: lilfroger
At least we'll know at least one person there
Oh...I'll be there all right.

That's where all the booze and loose women will be

I'll be the greeter--like at WalMart
 
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"Hello, welcome to hell, enjoy your stay, there complimentary scotch and loose women in the lounge next to the humidor!!"
 



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