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Top Ten ways to tell your in a Ford:

10...People behind you change lanes to keep your oil off their windsheild
9...Tractor trailer drivers are afraid to pass you.
8...Opening your truck includes finding a screwdriver.
7...Your driveway looks like an oil slick and the EPA cites you for it.
6...Your friends would rather walk or ride a bus to school or work than ride in it.
5...The motor is so loud you cant hear a dumptruck crash through a nitroglycerin factory.
4...You have ever had to leave it running for fear it might not start back up.
3...You have ever been chased down by a firetruck.
2...You refer to yourtruck as beast, P.O.S. junker, or hooptee.
1...You have ever parked on the side of the road and someone stops and asks you if you are broke down and need help.
 
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:45 AM
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here is a couple
1. Fixed Or Repaired Daily
2. F##kin Owner's Really Dumb
3. Found On Roadside Dead
 
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HA!!! [sm=funnypostabove.gif]
 
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another is ford backwards- driver returns on foot.
 
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Ford
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:25 AM
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Have another one

F#$kin Only Runs Downhill
 
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Failed On Race Day!
 
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F.O.R.D! ****ed. On. a Rotton. Deal. My 1972 LTD 400 was a great car First. On. Race. Day. My 1989 Thunderchicken SC was a piece of ****NEVER will I buy a ****ed. On. a Rotton. Deal.AGAIN[sm=icon_cheers.gif]
 
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