Funny joke- slight content warning
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Funny joke- slight content warning
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was
washing
her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was
sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring
her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was
washing
her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the
monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was
sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring
her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure....maybe she choked?
Good one !!! 