OK its settled then.

a deep thought everyday that I am able to.

I do have a week of vacation, so I may have to select an alternate

 

How bout this one

-If you smile at everybody, they will eventually suspect you of something.
-Never store gasoline in the trunk of your car unless its in a container of some kind.
-This is one of those days that I feel lucky to be alive, so do all the other people I was barbequing for.
-Its alright to be unreliable until your alone, which you will be.
-Think yourself as a smart person, majority opinion is often wrong.
-Old age is just a state of mind. I won't mention the state of yours if you don't mention mine.

 

Build a man a fire & keep him warm for the night. Light a man on fire & keep him warm for the rest of his life.

 

Old age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes it comes by itself.

 

lets not use them all up guys

 

-Doctors aren't always right, numbness not necessarily a bad thing.
-if you find that time goes by to quick, spend an hour with a boring relative