I was talking to this dude last night. He says his stock Buick Raetta can take a stock SRT-4. I laughed a figured he was joking.

He said, "Why are you laughing?". I said "because that's some bull sh*t." I check it out, Raetta's run 16's, lol. Anyway, the guy says that SRT-4's runs 16's and his Raetta runs 14's. And then he said, "SRT-4's top out at 113 mph, I know I drove one". I said, "What! My regular slow @$$ Neon SE top's out at 120! WTF are you talking about".

Then he continued to say, "The 0-60 times were high 6 sec range. I tried to tell this dumb @$$ that SRT-4's runs 13.9's-14.2's. And run 5's in the 0-60. He just wouldn't admit it, he kept saying his old piece off crap could take one. I had a lot of other people backing me up on this. But, no, he still said he could take one.........

I sorry, but I just had to share this, funniest thing I've heard in a while.

(BTW he said there were only SRT-10 trucks no such thing as Viper SRT-10's or SRT-10 coupes. What a dumb @$$. He swore he knew so much about every single car)

 

He sounds like quite the enthusiast!!!!!! LMAO oh **** that was a good one. Your neon could beat his Raetta. I bet if you told him it was an SRT-4 he wouldve believed you on that one too!

 

were you in a bar? if so figures, you could of switched topics and asked him about the cubs winning the world series. if he was sober then just a dumb ****!

 

not meant to be a reply to little spark! don't know why it says that? no one cares so whatever. go blue michigan forever! just trying to stir it up! best too all!

 

HAHAHA! You must have been talking to my dumb-*** brother-in-law! He has an Acura Itegra (stock) that he swears can take my SRT-4. But every time I try and race him, he finds an excuse not to race. [&:]

 

wut a dumbass

 

Execute that fool. He's not even aware of America's greatest sports car [sm=americanasmiley.gif]




-Matt-

 

"The worst lies are the lies you tell yourself... You only look like a fool when you're the only one that believes them."

Gotta love "Know-It-All's" that don't know jack. Reminds me of a guy I ran into that swore he had a 9 second "All Motor" 2.0L SOHC Neon. His car had a full interior too. That car wouldn't even have run a 9 second 1/8 mile; but he was swearing up and down that it was putting out over 400hp...

 

"but who's the bigger fool... the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
~Oh-bi-wan Kenobie (sp?)