The Nor'Easter gave me a car cover!
I think yer gettin all "our" snow this year. This is the least snow I have ever seen for a winter. Ever. We had lake effect warnings today.....Got about an inch. Big whoop. They keep predicting snow that never comes. And some people don't believe in global warming. Well I'm here to tell ya SOMETHING is going on. Weird.
Get a plane ticket come on up!!!! Just bring some snow tires, or youll just have to play in my SRT in the snow. LOL It can be fun, but its also such hell to drive in, my street is NEVER plowed, this is a first in my lifetime that they even HALFWAY bothered! lol
They probably don't do your street, because when they see your car with the "snow shovel" on the front, they just figure you'll do it and you're already good to go.
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Got to thinking about Rhode Island and snow and came up with some jokes.
Let's try em out;
Rhode Island is so small........Everybody now, HOW SMALL IS IT?
It's so small that;
What do you call a snowflake seen in R.I.? ...A white Christmas!
I crack myself up!
Two snowflakes in the air?........... A white-out!
ha ha ha
Ten?.............A blizzard!
too much fun
Twenty?...............A Nor-Easter
Two snowflakes on the ground? ........A snow drift!
They're rolling in the isles now....
Three stacked up? ...........State record snowman!
Aren't I just so funny?
Four on the ground?.........A snow day!
Twenty one snowflakes on the ground?.......The next ice age!
Ok, Okay! I'll keep my day job........but it aint nearly as much fun........
Let's try em out;
Rhode Island is so small........Everybody now, HOW SMALL IS IT?
It's so small that;
What do you call a snowflake seen in R.I.? ...A white Christmas!
I crack myself up!
Two snowflakes in the air?........... A white-out!
ha ha ha

Ten?.............A blizzard!
too much fun
Twenty?...............A Nor-Easter
Two snowflakes on the ground? ........A snow drift!
They're rolling in the isles now....
Three stacked up? ...........State record snowman!
Aren't I just so funny?
Four on the ground?.........A snow day!
Twenty one snowflakes on the ground?.......The next ice age!
Ok, Okay! I'll keep my day job........but it aint nearly as much fun........






