the other night i had a kid in what looked like a 1990 isuzu pickup pull up next to me at the light and i just pulled off like i usually do when it turns green, didnt get on it......just like you do when youre cruisin along. well dip**** decided to give me a ricer fly-by. and then another one. and another one.

finally at one of the lights he rolled down his window and told me he just got a new CAI and wanted to run em.

well, little did he know, i just got a new intake manifold, header and exhaust system....on top of my existing CAI. so, i laughed and just shrugged it off. but he took off like an idiot.

so the next light i finally gave in to the ricetastic world of light-to-light racing. im not one for light-to-light, but ill do it when necessary.

all-in-all, i never thought a few simple things such as a CAI, intake manifold, headers and a new exhaust would make such a difference.

needless to say, he was pissed when we got to the next light.....

 

Racing an Isuzu is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded...


Just kidding man... Good kill... Let's hope he stops racing and gives up...

 

LOLLAGE! Did you call him a douche when you were done racing? That would be the icing on the cake.

 

i shouldve called him a douche.....but, instead i just pointed and laughed at him. he gave me the bird and told me to **** a goat.

im not quite sure why he wants me to **** a goat.........

douche

 

Maybe his mother is lonely.

 

hahahaha , ouch!

 

ahahaha....made me chuckle..

 

Never seen "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"?