i dont need a seatbelt because my truck has no problem maintaining forward momentum.

 

Not when I drag ya backerds with the inertia of a collective 20 space shuttle launches.

 

If noone else posts, I win by default.

 

You'll win the BIGGEST LOSER award after the back three crossmembers kink in the middle and the framerails slam together on your turd truck.

 

The shuttle pulls 10 Gs, times 20 would be 200 Gs.

good thing i swapped my cat out for a couple Saturn V rockets.

 

At least the frame will still be under my truck. Yours will be flailing wildly behind me as I drive away while your smokin` hulk lies on the road daed like some kind of Ford. If my truck is a turd, then when I`m done with yours it`ll be a flaming fudge bag. And I aint afraid of no Saturn V rocket. My truck pulls 200G`s at idle.

 

I just backed up on a concrete slab in front of out garage and tried a burnout for the first time. And after that, I can only say, BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn`t even open it up all the way and almost couldn`t control it. It was smokin` `em until it started to roll and hit some mud, then I had to back out of it. I was slidin` a little on the slab, but in that mud I was startin` to lose it. If I had opened all four barrels on it, I probably could have roasted the tires `til they popped. You guys should be scared. The Dodge gods have smiled upon me.

 

DDDon't mean ddddiddledy sssquat. JJJust means you have a lack of tttraction and driving skill not an abubububundance of HP. Had a butt ugly green 4 banger Toyota wagon for a work car that would fry the right rear, ttttook it a half mile to hhhit 60. SSSorry aabout the tytyping, I'm shashashaking from fffright lol.

 

You should be shakin`, my truck is frightening. It takes some effort to make it burn out. I think that heavy bed causes it to have a tendancy toward traction. But when they do break loose, you better hang on. I bet I can smoke `em while I drag you backerds. And the only thing more awesome than the horsepower and torque is my driving skill. I once won a race while not even driving I`m so good. I inveneted electricity, Ben Franklin is the devil.

 

And at least I have enough airflow to my motor. Maybe if you add another 200cfm to yours you might have a chance.