You shoulda built the Ramcharger. Then you'd have a real truck instead of somethin' that reminds me of one of them rattlin' flat Home Depot carts with the wobbly squeaky wheels.

 

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Originally Posted by nemesis_SS
dont worry, im sure youre truck is still faster than lugnuts and 1996ram318

My truck aint supposed to be fast. But it makes alot of torque. Come on down to Texas and we`ll see who can back up all this s*** get thrown around in here. (From another thread)

If I recall correctly, earlier in this very thread you complained about too high of gearing making it hard to get that so called torque that you make to the ground. And thats why if ever Brute and Choopy ever were tied together, with a rap or two of bailling wire of course as nothing heavier would be needed, before that poor old tired juicer torque fried tranny of yours could even hook up it would be all over but the crying. Youd be all a**holes and elbows trying to break your neck to see what in sam hill kind a damnation H*ll lent upon this earth. I've heard tell of you two yanking each other down the roads at 80 miles an hour backerds. Granted I'll give ya the fact Brute will never break a land speed record, but what she needs she has, and she has it all where she needs it, and its ALL on the low end. I may only be able to accomplish the feat at half the pace, but I'd drag ya up and down the streets of town and let all the folks just gauk. I've heard ya say your going to yank frront bumbers through tailgates, and chassis from under flat beds, I'm here to say I'm not nearly as merciful, I like it slow and steady so the pain lasts. Now once I'm bored of the smell of burning rubber and the sound of rending metal, I'll haul ya up to the field of broken dreams and lost hope and leave ya pondering your fate.

 

I like those squeeky carts, they **** off the elderly. And my truck don`t squeek, it ROARS! Just like a Lion, my truck is king of the jungle. And just like a Bengal Tiger, it is the perfect killing machine. Ready to pounce at a moments notice and tear any unworthy adversaries to shreds and devour their carcasses. And if you had seen that Ramcharger in person, you would know why I am selling the parts. I don`t think that little 8.25" axle would have held up to much anyway.

And my truck makes it power on the low end. A set of gears would be nice, but it will do the way it is for now. Especially against you two.

 

[quote=1996Ram318;1546426] Ready to pounce at a moments notice and tear any unworthy adversaries to shreds and devour their carcasses.


With all that wind stiring around I guess every now and then a fly ends up getting blown into your radiator. Must be a pain to have to brush those out each day so as they don't over load your poor old front suspension.

 

Hired a backhoe to clean my fence line and a big mesquite thicket, took him 3 days. While he was here I had him dig two holes Dodge pickup sized. Anything special you two would like on the headstones? How about something like this.

An '83 and an '88
Took on 'Ol Bumpy
and met their fate.

Rust in Peace

 

And the headstone over yours can read:

Here lies a hunk o crap
Chopped up and beat to death
He should have never tried to tow that hand full of beans.

 

You loser. Don't even ryhme. BTW,need to borrow your truck. Need something to DRAG ALL OVER THE PLACE and level out the spots the backhoe left lol. Once I scrape the bottom off level it should leave nice smooth finish, then we bury it and say grace.

 

You can just run over it with my truck. It`s heavy enough to just flatten them.

I can`t really think of anything good right now. Me and dad had to go try and help an elderly friend of our get her husband loaded up to go to the hospital. I think he is in congestive heart failure. He weighs probably 400lbs. We almost had him in her truck, and he passed out. We couldn`t get him off the ground. So when the ambulance got there, me, dad, and 4 firemen couldn`t get him up. We had to lay him on a backboard and pick that up to get him on a stretcher. Then getting him into an ambulance was another fun story. So I`m not real good with the humor at the moment. Even if your truck does suck.

 

Hey Lugs, sorry to spoil all your fun here, but no you can not plant Brute out in your back yard so you can grow a crop of harvestable parts. I understand that this is the only way you could get a diecent truck, but I'm selfish.

 

Actually I figgered it'd make a good spot to take a leak LMAO.