This from a man who painted his hot rod the same color as the stuff I puke up when I get intestinal flu?

 

They say that Chicago is experiancing the coldest temperatures its seen in the last 30 years. It suddenly became apparent as to the reasoning for this. All the hot air you fellers are thrown about is chasing all the cold my way. And I'm not talking in the least about truck exhaust.

 

As for the shiney blue stuff Lugs, its amazing what a quart or two of rustoliem can do.

 

My truck is gettting a coat of bedliner when I get all the other problems fixed. And all the hot air if from the Odessa region.

 

Get alot more compliments on my puke green truck than you get on yore truckload of green puke. Hell 'ol Greeny's got a pegleg rearend and a bald right rear tire, it'd jerk the grill through the back glass on yore junk heap. Look like a Chinese crash test without the wall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D827IxEJVS4

 

That truck still looks better than yours. You just can`t get over the fact that my truck is superior. Not everyone can have a truck like mine. It doesn`t make me any more of a man than you. Just ask the ladies, what I do with them makes me more of a man than you.

 

No one wants a truck like yours. Squeaky little mouse fart of a motor. Well, 'cept maybe the boneyard.

And payin' $10 scabby toothless hookers to tell you what a man you are is just sad.

 

You know he could be right Lugs. what he does may make him more of a man. You know like holding the ladies purse at the mall, tagging along as she goes shoe shopping. Things like that.

 

Hey 96, about them super tankers you drag home. You been watching old Ford commercials?

 

I ain`t holdin` a purse for no woman. And if you want shoes, buy them alone. And no Ford can compete with my Dodge. Hell, they probably can`t compete with your Dodge.