hook all your heaps up with boat anchor chain. its the first step to admitting what they are all really good for.

 

'96 is one who needs the 12 step program.

 

That`s an accurate description of my truck. The manliest truck on earth. Makes your crapwagon seem like a pink VW bug convertable with lace seat covers and a tiger print steering wheel.

 

Even if above description of my truck were true, it would still drag yours backerds shi**in' and grindin'.

 

You mean that your truck would be shi**in` and grindin` because it would break down trying to do some real work.

 

Even if my truck was shi**in' and grindin' it'd drag yours to the moon Alice.

 

Only because when your truck blows up the concussive force of the shockwave would throw my truck into orbit.

And do you know how hard it is to weld 3/16 wall pipe with a 110V MIG welder? It works, but it`s slow.

 

The concussive force of one good blip of the throttle from my truck is enough to blow yours onto a course for Aphla Centauri. BTW,tried leasin' my truck to NASA here while back for a launch vehicle, but apparently the gov't is still mad at me about the whole earth's rotation deal.

Hell I bid cheap. I figgered a couple bags of hot pork skins and case of beer would be enough. Even offereed to buy the gas and my own ice for the beer. Bastards.

 

Perhaps it has to do with your spelling. I for one have never heard of "Aphla Centauri". I always thought that was spelled ALPHA. And they were probably worried that the rust falling off the frame and the fluid leaks would have an adverse effect on the combustion of the AP fuel they burn. And while on that track, this is what your motor will probably do when you blip the throttle:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJVOUgCm5Jk.

 

So my fingers have a little lysdexia then and now. BDF. Really suprised you'd show the disentegration of your truck from my throttle blip. Thanks for the kudos. I'll show that to NASA. Mebbe they'll reconsider. 1 bag 'o pork skins and a 12 pack is my bottom dollar though. And they buy the ice. And if they ain't ready to launch before I finish the 12 pak, deal's off. I ain't waitin' around all day bored sober. Bastards.