You fellers trucks wouldn't drag the chain I use to pull other trucks with.

 

In that case, I would say that the only reason you have such a large chain is because you are over compensating for your other "short"comings.

 

At my age I compensate for a lot of things!! LOL

 

That`s ok, I`m sure that`s why lugnuts has to exaggerate about his truck so much.

 

your trucks ARE the chains i use when pulling. i usually haul large boats across landmasses. short hops through mexico when the boats wont fit in the panama canal. thats just on the weekends though.

 

I never exaggerate about my Ramcharger. Ain't neccessary. Everything I've said about my truck is 100% gospel and that's the honest truth.

And if you fellers must know, I DUG the Panama Canal. Never mentioned it to nobody, don't like to brag.
Went muddin' in the the jungle down there once. Couple times thought I was gonna have to put 'er in 4wd. Just stayed a few hours though, got bored. Besides,the damn skeeters are terrible down yonder.

 

You probably dug the grand canyon too. You started your truck and tried to drive away and it blew up. And personally, I use my truck to transport the space shuttle between locations. All of you together couldn`t drag my truck.

 

the mariana trench is the result of the last time i did a burnout in the mud

 

I'm gonna have to get some taller boots if I keep reading this thread!

 

That may be the only truthful thing in this thread! LMAO!