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The mine'll outpull yours 1996ram318/lugnuts thread
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Set my truck on fire,roll it down a hill,still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe Deville lol. Wouldn't trade the burnt out carcass for your truck either. Wasn't nothin' left but slag and ashes, I'd still be tradin' down. And yours couldn't even pull the slag backerds.
I guess you`ve met all your wives in traffic jams too? I guess all them divorces are why you had to settle for that heap of yours. And slag and ashes would be an improvement. But I would still rather deal with your truck than change the timing belt on that Stratus again. Damn thing took me 8 hours. It`s better than letting it break and dropping a valve through a piston, but I still hate front wheel drives. I think they intend for the motor to be out of the car when doing that.
Hope the feds don't find out about this thread. They think CO2 is melting the poles. Idjits. It's hot air and a mix of warm methane and hydrogen sulfide.
Considering who our current president is, I could care less about the feds. I won`t go down without a fight. They will kill me, but I can make sure that mine won`t be the only funeral that day. And that methane is rising up from your heap o crap.