If I wanted to be like you I would be pouring estrogen down the tank. That 318 I just sold and carried in the back of my 96 would have probably crushed your truck. But then again, I am a real man, I need a real truck. Hell, today I have been to work, my cousins funeral, and delivered an engine. You probably couldn`t do that without a case of energy drinks.

 

Actually I spent 8 1/2 hrs putting mechanical seals in a co2 pump last night in the rain/freezing rain/ice. Then I worked in the shop another 9hrs today with no change of clothes. I've been up for 38 hrs. You probably couldn't do that without quitting, "real man". Been a long day, had supper, think I'll go to bed.

 

38hrs aint nothin`. Try having pneumonia and catching a stomach virus at the same time. I lost 30lbs in 5 days. I didn`t eat or drink anything in that time. And I puked for 4 of those days. Try that girly man.

 

Only girly men get sick with ever' little bug in the first place. Whattaya lazy? Layin' in bed for 5 days watchin' TV? Get up and go to work, crap in your boots if you have to, there's bills to pay.

Always crowin' about your "manliness". Think I'll start callin' you Rooster lol.

Anyhow to get back on topic, your truck's a junkheap. Should'a spent your money on a new wheelbarrow.

 

I wasn`t laying in bed, I`l have you know that I kept going for days until I passed out in front of the toilet tryin` to take a ****. Dad had to drag me out and just lay me in the floor. Handed me a blanket and let me try to sleep it off. It took me three weeks to quit crappin`, and I did go back to work and fight through it. And you can call me Rooster, because I cave a BIIIIGGGGGGGG, well, you get the idea . And all this talk about your truck is making me need to take a dump. Gotta go.

 

ah-RRRR-RRRRR-RRRRrrrr. How about Crow instead? Seems like you came down with that bug along about the first time I posted a pic of 'Ol Bumpy. LMAO. Guess my truck scares ya so bad it knots up yer guts and gives ya the drizzles. Even hyperventilated and passed out. Sheesh. Relax. Even talkin' about it sends ya trottin'. On second thought don't relax too much,you'll fill yer britches. Well, I don't want to be responsible for you dehydratin', I'll leave it 2hi and put some wore out tires on the back, will that help your ***-id reflux some?

 

You have way to much free time on your hands. The truck is gonna have to wait a little while though, I have to put a deck on that riding mower. I am tired of pushing that walk behind. Ironically, that`s what you should call your truck, since you have to "walk behind" it while you push it down the road.

 

Waddle?

 

No. I call it my foot warmer since it`s tucked in my sock. LOL!

 

lol midgets be here?