hey 1996Ram i tried to PM you about buying some parts but it didnt work. I dont know if youll be checking the classifieds but i know youll be checking here. I need a passenger fender and some other bits.

 

I didn`t get the PM, but I will get in touch with you.

 

You hidin`? Afraid your little "custom" tinker toy can`t keep up with my man machine? Did you finally see the truth? It ain`t easy bein` Snoopy D-O-double gizzle you know.

 

What the hell do I have to hide from? My custom tinker toy actually gets used and abused off road. Your truck? Well, let's just say the driveway doesn't qualify as "off road".

 

After all these storms, there is a hole in out driveway that you could fit your Sebring in. Seriously. You could. Our Stratus will sit in it. But that`s not the point. I`m very poor. I have a hard time getting the money together to work on it nowdays. Even in it`s current state, I could drag you backerds, uphill, into a 60 knot headwind, with the timing retarded 5 degrees. And I know one thing you`ll hide from: YOUR WIFE!!!!!! LMAO!!!

 

you own a Stratus?

well. this debate is over.

 

well i go a beast, 57 1 ton flat head six 4 speed that will pull the world. it out pulled my buddies 1996 3500 cummins 4x4. it goes all of 40mph and its gets about 16 mpg

 

My parents have a Stratus. It`s my moms car. And it would probably handle all your trucks.

 

yea, itll handly my truck the same way my girlfriend handles my...uh...

 

Your pet inchworm? lol