My favorite so far: Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.

 

honk to see finger
this truck protected by anti-theft sticker
Look out! I drive just like you
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an a$$hole
Suck my drunk. I'm dick.
4 out of 3 people have problems with fractions.
Yes this is my truck. No i won't help you move.
if you are not a hemorrhoid then GET OFF MY A$$
Is there life after death? Touch my truck and find out
Drive carefully. 90% of all people are caused by accidents
If your gonna ride my a$$ at least buy me dinner first.

 

Why did O.J. want to move to Arkansas? - Everyone there has the same DNA
I Love Cats ....They taste like chicken
Horn broken, watch for finger!
WARNING: Driver only carries $20 Dollars worth of ammunition
If you can read this I've lost my trailer
Remember folks stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph
P.E.T.A.: People Eating Tasty Animals
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
Ever had a loaded weapon pointed at you.....Keep honking

 

if you can read this i can slam on my brakes a sue you

 

lets not forget the al time great:

GAS, CASH, OR ***
nobody rides for free

 

I do beleive that's supposed to read: Cash, Grass, or *** :P

My fave is this one: The contents of this truck are not worth your life.

 

im in an attack recon battalion with all apaches. and some of the pilots have stickers on the back of there cars saying my other ride is an apache. which is a pretty cool thing to be able to say.

 

lol i saw one in the school parking lot that said : my other ride is you mom, i laughed

 

I always known it as "***, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free"

 

ya, my buddy used to have that on his rape van.